Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episodes

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Season 9 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Ashton Kutcher joins the cast in the season premiere.

        

Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes

Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

        

Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget.

        

Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers

On the rebound, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right.

        

Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan struggles with Lyndsey's risqué movie past.

        

Episode 6 - The Squat and the Hover

Walden meets a girl who looks just like Bridget.

        

Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake's crush (Macey Cruthird) has a crush on Walden.

        

Episode 8 - Thank You for the Intercourse

Walden's redecorating sends Alan over the edge.

        

Episode 9 - Frodo's Headshots

Alan's sanity is tested upon release from the hospital.

        

Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden tentatively re-enters the dating world.

        

Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip

Bridget reappears in Walden's life... and so does Rose!

        

Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mom (Mimi Rogers) reveals a secret about his past.

        

Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.

        

Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo

Zoey pressures Walden to trim his hair and beard.

        

Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden loosens up Zoey with Berta's special brownies.

        

Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

A storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house.

        

Episode 17 - Not in My Mouth!

Walden shares his feelings during a near-death experience.

        

Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis

Patton Oswalt stars as Walden's ex-business partner.

        

Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another.

        

Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie

Walden tells Zoey he's going into business with his ex-wife.

        

Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Zoey and Ava move in with Walden on a trial basis.

        

Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie Harper returns from hell in the form of Kathy Bates.

        

Episode 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole

On the 200th episode, Alan returns home from the hospital.

        

Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake decides his future in the ninth season finale.

        



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