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Episode 1 - Season 9, Episode 1: Steve and Snot's Testubular Adventure

In the season premiere of American Dad, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies for the high school prom. Meanwhile, Stan takes home the CIA’s cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.

  

Episode 1 - Pilot

Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Episode 1 - Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Episode 1 - Pilot

Stan rigs the school election to help Steve score with girls, but the plan backfires when Steve wins and becomes drunk with power.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Episode 1 - Season 5, Episode 1: In Country... Club

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve’s vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country’s military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

  

Episode 2 - Season 1, Episode 2: Threat Levels

Stan steals Steve’s lucrative idea to stage and videotape “bum fights,” in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless, but when Steve helps the transients to organize, Stan is forced to step into the ring himself!

  

Episode 2 - Season 9, Episode 2: Poltergasm

Francine’s “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.

  

Episode 2 - Season 5, Episode 2: Moon Over Isla Island

Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.

  

Episode 2 - Threat Levels

Stan steals Steve’s lucrative idea to stage and videotape “bum fights,” in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless, but when Steve helps the transients to organize, Stan is forced to step into the ring himself!

     

Episode 2 - Threat Levels

Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless, but when Steve helps the transients to organize, Stan is forced to step into the ring himself!

     

Episode 3 - Stan Knows Best

Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend’s van and being financially cut off by Stan. Meanwhile, Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and “get boob” at the school dance.

     

Episode 3 - Season 9, Episode 3: Buck, Wild

Steve is eager to prove that he’s no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.

  

Episode 3 - Season 5, Episode 3: Home Adrone

Steve is left home alone when the family takes a trip to look at a potential college for Hayley. When his friends arrive and realize he has the run of the house, they persuade Steve to break the rules. They’re soon in over their heads when they discover that what they thought was a video game is actually a military controlled drone. As they attempt to cover their tracks, Roger has a meltdown that keeps the family from making their trip. Stan returns to find that Steve has betrayed his trust and thrust them into a high-level security situation.

  

Episode 3 - Stan Knows Best

Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan. Meanwhile, Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and "get boob" at the school dance.

     

Episode 3 - Season 1, Episode 3: Stan Knows Best

Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend’s van and being financially cut off by Stan. Meanwhile, Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy points and “get boob” at the school dance.

  

Episode 4 - Season 9, Episode 4: Crotchwalkers

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at “The Gash” goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls’ first Russian Balalaika trio.

  

Episode 4 - Season 5, Episode 4: Brains Brains & Automobiles

When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There’s only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn’t quite have the effect they were hoping for.

  

Episode 4 - Season 1, Episode 4: Francine's Flashback

After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, sending Francine back to relive her days as a wild and carefree teenager.

  

Episode 4 - Francine's Flashback

After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, sending Francine back to relive her days as a wild and carefree teenager.

     

Episode 4 - Francine's Flashback

After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, sending Francine back to relive her days as a wild and carefree teenager.

     

Episode 5 - Roger Codger

When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body, and while the family copes with their "loss," Roger awakens, only to find himself being pursued by the CIA.

     

Episode 5 - Roger Codger

When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he’s dead and dispose of his body, and while the family copes with their “loss,” Roger awakens, only to find himself being pursued by the CIA.

     

Episode 5 - Season 1, Episode 5: Roger Codger

When Roger slips into a coma, the Smiths think he’s dead and dispose of his body, and while the family copes with their “loss,” Roger awakens, only to find himself being pursued by the CIA.

  

Episode 5 - Season 9, Episode 5: Kung Pao Turkey

Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine’s mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.

  

Episode 5 - Season 5, Episode 5: Man In Moonbounce

Stan nearly ruins Steve’s birthday party by demanding that Steve act his own age, but Francine saves the day by getting the moonbounce Steve has always wanted. When Stan reluctantly joins in the fun, he comes to realize he never had the chance to be a kid. When Stan has a run-in with local law enforcement, the father-son roles are reversed, forcing Steve to become the man of the house. Meanwhile, Klaus tries to re-capture the feeling of having a human body by getting a haircut.

  

Episode 6 - Season 1, Episode 6: Homeland Insecurity

Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.

  

Episode 6 - Homeland Insecurity

Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Arab-American; and Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.

  

Episode 6 - Season 5, Episode 6: Shallow Vows

Stan and Francine are set to renew their wedding vows until Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks. Furious with Stan, Francine “lets herself go” to see if Stan actually loves the woman he’s been married to for 20 years. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for the perfect wedding gift.

  

Episode 6 - Season 9, Episode 6: Independent Movie

Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve’s commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a “verbal agreement” to split the profits.

  

Episode 7 - Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Stan competes with his "smug bastard" neighbor to become deacon of his church, and Steve accidentally gets pregnant as Roger goes through his alien reproductive cycle.

  

Episode 7 - Season 9, Episode 7: Faking Bad

In this “Breaking Bad” parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs. Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage.

  

Episode 7 - Season 5, Episode 7: My Morning Straight Jacket

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.

  

Episode 7 - Season 1, Episode 7: Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Stan competes with his “smug bastard” neighbor to become deacon of his church, and Steve accidentally gets pregnant as Roger goes through his alien reproductive cycle.

  

Episode 8 - Season 1, Episode 8: Bullocks to Stan

Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan’s boss, Bullock, but Stan can’t say or do anything about it because he’s up for a promotion!

  

Episode 8 - Bullocks to Stan

Eighteen-year-old Hayley is sleeping with Stan's boss, Bullock, but Stan can't say or do anything about it because he's up for a promotion!

  

Episode 8 - Season 5, Episode 8: G-String Circus

Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.

  

Episode 8 - Season 9, Episode 8: Minstrel Krampus

When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve’s attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it’s up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.

  

Episode 9 - Season 5, Episode 9: Rapture's Delight

When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.

  

Episode 9 - A Smith In the Hand

Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve's school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself, taking matters into his own hands and becoming addicted to sexual self-gratification along the way!

  

Episode 9 - Season 1, Episode 9: A Smith in the Hand

Stan objects to the sex education program at Steve’s school, so he decides to teach Steve the facts of life himself, taking matters into his own hands and becoming addicted to sexual self-gratification along the way!

  

Episode 9 - Season 9, Episode 9: Vision: Impossible

Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam, and when he wakes up from his coma, he starts to have Dead Zone-esque visions of the future, saving the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger’s abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smith’s must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.

  

Episode 10 - Season 9, Episode 10: Familyland

Francine is eager to re-live the Smith kids’ childhood theme park adventures on a family visit to “Familyland.” But, when the nefarious and cryogenically-frozen founder of the theme park, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners of the medieval-themed park.

  

Episode 10 - All About Steve

After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist, and Roger attends the Mecca of geekdom -- a sci-fi convention -- in order to interact with humans.

  

Episode 10 - Season 1, Episode 10: All About Steve

After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist, and Roger attends the Mecca of geekdom -- a sci-fi convention -- in order to interact with humans.

  

Episode 10 - Season 5, Episode 10: Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it’s draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it’s up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

  

Episode 11 - Season 5, Episode 11: A Jones for a Smith

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

  

Episode 11 - Season 9, Episode 11: Cock of the Sleepwalk

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the good deeds that real Stan would never consider, and stopping him from ever killing again.

  

Episode 11 - Con Heir

Stan's real father, a studly super-agent, reappears after a 20 year absence to recruit Stan for a top-secret mission, but Francine suspects that he's a con man involved in a plot to steal precious Egyptian artwork.

  

Episode 11 - Season 1, Episode 11: Con Heir

Stan’s real father, a studly super-agent, reappears after a 20 year absence to recruit Stan for a top-secret mission, but Francine suspects that he’s a con man involved in a plot to steal precious Egyptian artwork.

  

Episode 12 - Stan of Arabia, Pt. 1

When Stan ruins his boss's party, he's reassigned to Saudi Arabia, where the Smiths experience culture shock stemming from their new country's male-dominated social norms, which, of course, Stan loves!

  

Episode 12 - Season 9, Episode 12: Introducing...The Naughty Stewardesses

Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s fallen for him. But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become “Charlie’s Angels”-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban (guest-voicing as himself) to blow up the sun.

  

Episode 12 - Season 1, Episode 12: Stan of Arabia Part I

When Stan ruins his boss’s party, he’s reassigned to Saudi Arabia, where the Smiths experience culture shock stemming from their new country’s male-dominated social norms, which, of course, Stan loves!

  

Episode 12 - Season 5, Episode 12: May the Best Stan Win

Stan gives Francine “love coupons” for Valentine’s Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic ‘80s movie.

  

Episode 13 - Stan of Arabia, Pt. 2

Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning. Roger is wooed by an Arab prince, who thinks Roger is a morally loose "American girl."

  

Episode 13 - Season 5, Episode 13: Return of the Bling

When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan (guest-voicing as themselves), Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

  

Episode 13 - Season 1, Episode 13: Stan of Arabia Part II

Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning. Roger is wooed by an Arab prince, who thinks Roger is a morally loose “American girl.”

  

Episode 13 - Season 9, Episode 13: I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan finds a loophole, by drugging the kids and putting them on the CIA’s holodeck, which, naturally, goes awry. Meanwhile, Hayley buys Roger’s home star on the International Star Registry and claims she’s now his queen.

  

Episode 14 - Season 9, Episode 14: Stan Goes On the Pill

Stan takes an experimental drug that instantly turns him into a "woman.”

  

Episode 14 - Stannie Get Your Gun

Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks; and Roger convinces Steve he's adopted.

  

Episode 14 - Season 5, Episode 14: Cops & Roger

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Bobby Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley’s new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.

  

Episode 14 - Season 1, Episode 14: Stannie Get Your Gun

Hayley accidentally paralyzes Stan when she fires a gun she thought was loaded with blanks; and Roger convinces Steve he’s adopted.

  

Episode 15 - Season 1, Episode 15: Star Trek

Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve’s new book is all about him… until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.

  

Episode 15 - Star Trek

Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him...until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.

  

Episode 15 - Season 5, Episode 15: Merlot Down Dirty Shame

When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

  

Episode 15 - Season 9, Episode 15: Honey, I'm Homeland

Stan attempts to infiltrate the “Occupy” movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he’s captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been “turned.”

  

Episode 16 - Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

Francine joins a group of housewives who cheat on their husbands; Stan befriends a tiny dog; and Hayley locks Steve and Klaus in a closet.

  

Episode 16 - Season 1, Episode 16: Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

Francine joins a group of housewives who cheat on their husbands; Stan befriends a tiny dog; and Hayley locks Steve and Klaus in a closet.

  

Episode 16 - Season 5, Episode 16: Bully for Steve

Roger announces that he is putting a portfolio together so he can study crime scene photography. Meanwhile, Stan follows Steve around for the day and discovers that Steve shies away from obstacles, so he decides to bully Steve so that he will toughen up. But Francine does not approve of Stan’s approach and decides to help Steve stand up to Stan.

  

Episode 16 - Season 9, Episode 16: She Swill Survive

Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills, so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic haunt. However, when Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) becomes Hayley’s best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter’s knowledge to get ahead at work.

  

Episode 17 - Rough Trade

When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.

  

Episode 17 - Season 9, Episode 17: Rubberneckers

Stan’s co-workers at the CIA teach him about “rubbernecking,” the art of checking out other women on the sly, away from the gaze of their wives. But when Stan causes a massive accident in an attempt to take a picture of an attractive jogger, he’s interviewed by an intimidating insurance inspector who may rat out Stan to Francine. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus spill wine on the Smiths’ brand new couch, and vow never to tell the other family members by sitting on the stained spot for the rest of their lives.

  

Episode 17 - Season 1, Episode 17: Rough Trade

When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.

  

Episode 17 - Season 5, Episode 17: An Incident at Owl Creek

In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.

  

Episode 18 - Season 5, Episode 18: Great Space Roaster

It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.

  

Episode 18 - Finances With Wolves

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife.

  

Episode 18 - Season 1, Episode 18: Finances With Wolves

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife.

  

Episode 18 - Season 9, Episode 18: Permanent Record Wrecker

Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only job he’s able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager. Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.

  

Episode 19 - Season 9, Episode 19: News Glance with Genevieve Vavance

Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise.

  

Episode 19 - Season 6, Episode 1: 100 A.D.

Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan offers a reward to whomever stops the couple, sparking a cannonball run through town in order to stop them.

  

Episode 19 - It's Good to Be the Queen

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.

  

Episode 19 - Season 1, Episode 19: It's Good to be the Queen

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.

  

Episode 20 - Season 6, Episode 2: Son of Stan

After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

  

Episode 20 - Season 9, Episode 20: The Longest Distance Relationship

A year after Jeff’s abduction, Hayley is still heartbroken, until she meets Millionaire Matt Davis, who may be able to help her move forward. Things are going great, until Steve and Snot catch a signal on a CB radio – Jeff’s alive in space and trying to make it back to Hayley.

  

Episode 20 - Roger n' Me

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.

  

Episode 20 - Season 1, Episode 20: Roger n' Me

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.

  

Episode 21 - Season 10, Episode 1: A Boy Named Michael

Roger moves in with Greg and Terry.

  

Episode 21 - Season 1, Episode 21: Helping Handis

Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular;" and Hayley's student film shames Francine into becoming a surgeon.

  

Episode 21 - Season 6, Episode 3: The Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a “killer” set-up. Meanwhile, Steve falls head over heels for his overprotective friend’s younger sister and competes to win her heart in a Halloween showdown.

  

Episode 21 - Helping Handis

Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little "too popular" and Hayley's student film shames Francine into becoming a surgeon.

  

Episode 22 - Season 6, Episode 4: Stan's Food Restaurant

Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt – until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley (guest voice Hayden Panettiere), the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

  

Episode 22 - Season 10, Episode 2: Roger Passes the Bar

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor, promises to take Steve and his friends’ virginity in return for housework.

  

Episode 22 - With Friends Like Steve's

Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life; and Roger's beer-drinking skills earn him membership in a college fraternity.

  

Episode 22 - Season 1, Episode 22: With Friends Like Steve's

Steve’s friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan’s life; and Roger’s beer-drinking skills earn him membership in a college fraternity.

  

Episode 23 - Season 1, Episode 23: Tears of a Clooney

Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true… to destroy George Clooney; and Roger starts his own vineyard with the help of some foster-child labor.

  

Episode 23 - Season 6, Episode 5: White Rice

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor (guest voice Jason Alexander), who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

  

Episode 23 - Tears of a Clooney

Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true...to destroy George Clooney; and Roger starts his own vineyard with the help of some foster-child labor.

  

Episode 23 - Season 10, Episode 3: Blagsnarst: A Love Story

Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can’t go through with it.

  

Episode 24 - Season 10, Episode 4: Blonde Ambition

Hayley is fed up with people ignoring her activism, so she dyes her hair blonde in order to get more attention.

  

Episode 24 - Season 6, Episode 6: There Will Be Bad Blood

It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty (guest voice Lou Diamond Phillips), over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

  

Episode 24 - Season 2, Episode 1: Camp Refoogee

Stan's determined to send a reluctant Steve to summer camp. The only one he finds is in Africa, and it's a refugee camp. Back in Langley Falls, Francine and Roger pretend to be a married couple at events around town, but they can't agree on their backstory.

  

Episode 25 - Season 6, Episode 7: The People vs. Martin Sugar

If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

  

Episode 25 - Season 2, Episode 2: The American Dad After School Special

When Steve announces that he finally has a girlfriend, Stan could not be a prouder father. But when Stan realizes that she is not the petite cheerleader he was expecting, his obsession with physical appearance spirals out of control and he develops anorexia. Steve comes to recognize that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father’s problems and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father’s life.

  

Episode 25 - Season 10, Episode 5: Ciapow

Stan and his fellow CIA agents are in danger of losing their jobs to advancing technology. They plan a dangerous heist to prove that humans are smarter than machines.

  

Episode 26 - Season 2, Episode 3: Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

Stan, the CIA’s best interrogator, loses his confidence and his job when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. To get even, Stan comes up with an elaborate scam that temporarily costs his family their integrity. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

  

Episode 26 - Season 10, Episode 6: Scents and Sensei-Bility

Tired of being picked on, Steve and Snot join a karate dojo to learn the art of self-defense.

  

Episode 26 - Season 6, Episode 8: For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

  

Episode 27 - Season 6, Episode 9: Fartbreak Hotel

After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Hector Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.

  

Episode 27 - Season 2, Episode 4: Lincoln Lover

Stan wants to speak at the Republican National Convention, but the only GOP group that wants him to speak is the gay contingent. So Stan goes with the flow.

  

Episode 27 - Season 10, Episode 7: Big Stan On Campus

On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college.

  

Episode 28 - Season 2, Episode 5: Dungeons and Wagons

After Francine tells Stan she’s looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver’s seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve’s world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

  

Episode 28 - Season 6, Episode 10: Stanny-Boy and Frantastic

When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom (guest voice Anthony Michael Hall) and Cami (guest voice Sarah Chalke), their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple’s crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn’t long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.

  

Episode 28 - Season 10, Episode 8: Now and Gwen

Francine’s trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine’s past.

  

Episode 29 - Season 2, Episode 6: Iced, Iced Babies

When Steve’s new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan, who turns out to be far from normal.

  

Episode 29 - Season 6, Episode 11: A Pinata Named Desire

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

  

Episode 29 - Season 10, Episode 9: Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

Stan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the fee-spirited Principal Lewis.

  

Episode 30 - Season 2, Episode 7: Of Ice and Men

Francine discovers that Stan has been hiding a secret passion for competitive figure skating for the past 20 years. Instead of demeaning him, Francine decides to support him and joins him as his pairs partner . . . until Stan’s competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve’s classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his new mail-order bride around the playground.

  

Episode 30 - Season , Episode 10: LGBSteve

Hayley wants to join a roller derby team, but the girls are more impressed by Steve’s skating skills

  

Episode 30 - Season 6, Episode 12: You Debt Your Life

When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan’s affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.

  

Episode 31 - Season 10, Episode 11: Morning Mimosa

Roger acts as Hayley’s life coach and helps her find a new job. She falls in love with a co-worker but discovers he is already married.

  

Episode 31 - Season 2, Episode 8: Irregarding Steve

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn’t as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn’t take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated but console themselves with Steve’s college fund.

  

Episode 31 - Season 6, Episode 13: I Am the Walrus

When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.

  

Episode 32 - Season 10, Episode 12: My Affair Lady

Roger acts as Hayley’s life coach and helps her find a new job. She falls in love with a co-worker but discovers he is already married.

  

Episode 32 - Season 6, Episode 14: School Lies

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham (guest voice Burt Reynolds). Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan to choose between family and his career.

  

Episode 32 - Season 2, Episode 9: The Best Christmas Story Never

When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan’s holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

  

Episode 33 - Season 6, Episode 15: License to Till

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

  

Episode 33 - Season 10, Episode 13: A Star Is Reborn

Stan and Francine travel to Hollywood for vacation. An aging movie star believes Stan is the reincarnation of a Hollywood legend and uses him to make one last film.

  

Episode 33 - Season 2, Episode 10: Bush Comes to Dinner

When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan’s excitement. Hayley tries to drill Pres. Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they’ve found Osama Bin Laden but instead get him drunk after 15 years of sobriety. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

  

Episode 34 - Season 2, Episode 11: American Dream Factory

When Stan feels like he’s not climbing the ladder fast enough at the work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father’s new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

  

Episode 34 - Season 6, Episode 16: Jenny Fromdabloc

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

  

Episode 34 - Season 10, Episode 14: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

Francine becomes a successful self-published mystery novelist and the family travels to New York to attend a convention.

  

Episode 35 - Season 10, Episode 15: The Shrink

Stan is traumatized by a random act of violence and seeks to establish a sense of control by creating a miniature version of Langley Falls.

  

Episode 35 - Season 6, Episode 17: Home Wrecker

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

  

Episode 35 - Season 2, Episode 12: A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry’s, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

  

Episode 36 - Season 10, Episode 16: Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!

Jeff returns from his exodus in space, but Hayley and Roger sense that something about him has changed.

  

Episode 36 - Season 2, Episode 13: Black Mystery Month

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

  

Episode 36 - Season 6, Episode 18: Flirting with Disaster

Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

  

Episode 37 - Season 2, Episode 14: An Apocalypse to Remember

When Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real, he moves the family to the mountains to survive the perceived apocalypse. Even after he realizes his error, he’s enjoying the attention from the family so much that he doesn’t tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

  

Episode 37 - Season 10, Episode 17: American Fung

A Chinese billionaire purchases the “American Dad!” TV show and remakes it as he sees fit.

  

Episode 37 - Season 6, Episode 19: Gorillas in the Mist

Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

  

Episode 38 - Season 7, Episode 1: Hot Water

Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub (guest voice Cee-Lo Green) starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.

  

Episode 38 - Season 2, Episode 15: Four Little Words

Stan sets Bullock up with a friend of Francine’s but, dreading to hear Francine tell him “I told you so,” Stan goes to great lengths to make sure the date goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman and Stan covers it up and then frames Francine so that she’ll stop asking questions.

  

Episode 38 - Season 10, Episode 18: Seizures Suit Stanny

Stan becomes so addicted to texting that he crashes his car. In attempt to get out of trouble he blames the crash on a seizure.

  

Episode 39 - Season 7, Episode 2: Hurricane!

In an unprecedented ANIMATION DOMINATION crossover event, a storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. When the Smiths decide to stay home, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.

  

Episode 39 - Season 11, Episode 1: Roots

When Langley Falls plans to build an Arena Football stadium, Stan learns that the construction will require that an old tree be torn down... a tree Stan claims is his father. To save the tree, Stan must face off against Roger, who stands to make a fortune by paving the stadium’s massive parking lot. Meanwhile, when Steve is concerned that, unlike the other boys his age, he isn’t growing, he seeks out the services of an unorthodox specialist.

  

Episode 39 - Season 2, Episode 16: When a Stan Loves a Woman

When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground. Hoping to rekindle the romance, Francine insists on a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink and finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his habit.

  

Episode 40 - Season 7, Episode 3: A Ward Show

Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve’s BFF Principal Brian Lewis (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

  

Episode 40 - Season 2, Episode 17: I Can't Stan You

When Stan brings home special equipment from the CIA to eavesdrop on conversations, he discovers how his neighbors really feel about him. To get back at them, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted in order to live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

  

Episode 40 - Season 11, Episode 2: The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

Steve is desperate to date a girl and determines the best way is to become a varsity athlete. Steve tries out for the water polo team but fails. Klaus agrees to help Steve become better and hides in Steve’s trunks so that he can guide Steve’s swimming. Steve makes the team and with Klaus’s help becomes a water polo superstar. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger buy a boat and attempt to live a boat-guy lifestyle.

  

Episode 41 - Season 11, Episode 3: Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

  

Episode 41 - Season 2, Episode 18: Magnificent Steven

When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve “a man”. Meanwhile, Rodger starts a cat fight between Francine and Haley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

  

Episode 41 - Season 7, Episode 4: The Worst Stan

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school’s Superintendent (guest voice Anjelica Huston) and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin (guest-voicing as himself) makes him question his self-confidence.

  

Episode 42 - Season 7, Episode 5: Virtual In-Stanity

After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve’s life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis (guest voice Sarah Michelle Gellar), whom he sends Steve’s way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep Steve’s virginity out of “blonde’s” way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys “drive and dash,” he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.

  

Episode 42 - Season 2, Episode 19: Joint Custody

When Roger finds out that Hayley’s boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country. However, when the truth behind the matter is revealed, Roger is left with his tail between his legs and Stan steps in to offer some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve gets shocked trying to hot-wire Francine’s car and is cursed with a gift.

  

Episode 42 - Season 11, Episode 4: N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

  

Episode 43 - Season 11, Episode 5: Stan Smith Is Keanu Reeves As Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

Stan goes undercover as a surfer à la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

  

Episode 43 - Season 7, Episode 6: The Scarlett Getter

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.

  

Episode 43 - Season 3, Episode 1: Vacation Goo

When Francine discovers that all their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it is also the work of the CIA and causes the family has to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.

  

Episode 44 - Season 3, Episode 2: Meter Made

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington (Whitaker) from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

  

Episode 44 - Season 7, Episode 7: Season's Beatings

Father Donovan (guest voice Martin Mull) holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff (guest voice Jeff Fischer) adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

  

Episode 44 - Season 11, Episode 6: Kiss Kiss Cam Cam

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

  

Episode 45 - Season 11, Episode 7: The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

  

Episode 45 - Season 7, Episode 8: The Unbrave One

When Steve tries to prove his himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger’s footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

  

Episode 46 - Season 11, Episode 8: Stan-Dan Deliver

Roger becomes a teacher at SteveÂ?s school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

  

Episode 46 - Season 7, Episode 9: Stanny Tendergrass

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

  

Episode 46 - Season 3, Episode 4: Big Trouble in Little Langley

When Francine’s adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine’s birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

  

Episode 47 - Season 7, Episode 10: Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his job. Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

  

Episode 47 - Season 11, Episode 9: Anchorfran

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

  

Episode 47 - Season 3, Episode 5: Haylias

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock (Stewart). Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

  

Episode 48 - Season 3, Episode 6: 42 Year Old Virgin

At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone. It seems that every kill in Stan’s history with the CIA has been the result of fortunate timing. Roger and the guys become determined to get Stan his first kill.

  

Episode 48 - Season 11, Episode 10: The Two Hundred

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "?The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

  

Episode 48 - Season 7, Episode 11: Old Stan in the Mountain

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it’s not what she bargained for.

  

Episode 49 - Season 3, Episode 7: Surro-Gate

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

  

Episode 49 - Season 7, Episode 12: The Wrestler

When Barry (guest voice Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger in school to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan’s record.

  

Episode 49 - Season 11, Episode 11: The Unincludeds

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesnÂ?t compliment his order, and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.

  

Episode 50 - Season 11, Episode 12: The Dentist's Wife

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist'?s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

  

Episode 50 - Season 3, Episode 8: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

  

Episode 50 - Season 7, Episode 13: Dr. Klaustus

Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his “Dr. Penguin” alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.

  

Episode 51 - Season 7, Episode 14: Stan's Best Friend

Despite Stan’s objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he’s always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

  

Episode 51 - Season 11, Episode 13: Widow's Pique

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she'?s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

  

Episode 51 - Season 3, Episode 9: Frannie 911

Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in the hopes of showing Roger that Stan still cares about him, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all it wouldn’t kill him to be nice to people…or would it?

  

Episode 52 - Season 11, Episode 14: The Nova Centauris-Burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals'? live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

  

Episode 52 - Season 3, Episode 10: Tearjerker

Stan and the family are characters in a Bond-style spoof when Stan must stop Tearjerker (a.k.a. Roger), a diabolical film producer, who produces movies that can kill. Tearjerker’s fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar’s Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

  

Episode 52 - Season 7, Episode 15: Less Money, Mo' Problems

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

  

Episode 53 - Season 3, Episode 11: Oedipal Panties

When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

  

Episode 53 - Season 11, Episode 15: Daesong Heavy Industries

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah'?s Ark.

  

Episode 53 - Season 7, Episode 16: The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.

  

Episode 54 - Season 3, Episode 12: Widowmaker

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

  

Episode 54 - Season 7, Episode 17: Ricky Spanish

Roger rediscovers his alter-ego “Ricky Spanish,” an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

  

Episode 54 - Season 11, Episode 16: Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

  

Episode 55 - Season 7, Episode 18: Toy Whorey

When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

  

Episode 55 - Season 11, Episode 17: Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet."

  

Episode 55 - Season 3, Episode 13: Red October Sky

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he’s shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S.

  

Episode 56 - Season 11, Episode 18: Mine Struggle

When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he faces pressure from the family to sell.

  

Episode 56 - Season 3, Episode 14: Office Spaceman

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan’s boss. Meanwhile Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

  

Episode 56 - Season 8, Episode 1: Love, American Dad Style

Roger (Seth MacFarlane) opens a crooner’s bar in the Smith family’s attic and recruits Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) as his main entertainer. Soon, all of Langley Falls becomes enthralled by her singing voice – including Roger, who takes his crush on Hayley a bit too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to prove his manhood by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

  

Episode 57 - Season 11, Episode 19: Garfield and Friends

To celebrate President’s Day, Stan takes Hayley to the James Garfield museum. Hayley is bored and says she couldn’t care less about history. Stan uses material at the museum to clone Garfield so that he can come to life and teach Hayley about American history. Hayley and Garfield become best friends and Hayley shares with him the marvels of the modern world. Meanwhile, Steve becomes the most popular reporter on the school newspaper.

  

Episode 57 - Season 8, Episode 2: Killer Vacation

The Smith family’s tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane) and Jeff (Jeff Fischer) try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman.

  

Episode 57 - Season 3, Episode 15: Stanny Stickers #2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North’s ‘Contra’-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes ‘North,’ life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan’s gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family?

  

Episode 58 - Season 11, Episode 20: Gift Me Liberty

Someone fails to bring a gift to the CIA Christmas party gift swap and Bullock is left without a gift. Bullock is enraged and demands to know who ruined the party but no one confesses. Bullock assigns Stan to the case of tracking the person down, but Stan is in fact the guilty party. Stan enlists Roger to help him lie his way out of the situation. Meanwhile, Steve attempts to win girls over by acting like a true gentleman.

  

Episode 58 - Season 8, Episode 3: Can I Be Frank (With You)

Francine fears that she and Stan (Seth MacFarlane) are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the “CIA Chill House.” Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video.

  

Episode 58 - Season 3, Episode 16: Spring Break Up

The Smith’s marriage is fizzling, leaving Stan feeling unappreciated as Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger’s own plans to become the ‘King of Spring Break,’ as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan’s tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.

  

Episode 59 - Season 11, Episode 21: Next of Pin

Stan is desperately trying to bond with Steve when he discovers that Steve is good at bowling. They enter and win several father/son bowling tournaments, attracting the attention of a coach who promises to take Steve to the next level. Steve becomes a successful competitive bowler but he and Stan begin to drift apart. Meanwhile, Klaus officiates a contest between Hayley and Roger to see who has the worst attention span.

  

Episode 59 - Season 8, Episode 4: American Stepdad

Stan (Seth MacFarlane) invites his mother (guest voice Swoosie Kurtz) to come live with the family after Stan’s stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger (Seth MacFarlane) is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan’s mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Meanwhile, Steve (Scott Grimes) and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a “Fast and Furious” movie that they are determined to get made.

  

Episode 59 - Season 4, Episode 1: 1600 Candles

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through “the change” in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones. Meanwhile, Roger gets the shaft from the family and tries to make his own birthday fun.

  

Episode 60 - Season 11, Episode 22: Standard Deviation

Stan is afraid that Hayley is drifting aimlessly through life, so he tries to teach her the value of a good plan. Stan takes Hayley on a CIA mission, but the mission backfires when Bullock fails to develop a good plan. Hayley discovers that Bullock is sleep-deprived which is leading him to plan dangerous missions. In order to save Stan, Hayley must teach him how to improvise. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to recreate a musical instrument he saw in a dream.

  

Episode 60 - Season 4, Episode 2: The One That Got Away

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing Matlock for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar. Meanwhile, the rest of the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon.

  

Episode 60 - Season 8, Episode 5: Why Can't We Be Friends?

Stan decides that Snot isn’t cool enough to be Steve’s best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.

  

Episode 61 - Season 4, Episode 3: One Little Word

When Stan becomes his boss’ go-to guy, he feels like he can’t say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine’s Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say “NO”.

  

Episode 61 - Season 8, Episode 6: Adventures in Hayleysitting

The Smith family’s regular babysitter, Lindsay (guest voice Alison Brie), breaks her leg in a soccer match. So Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids.

  

Episode 61 - Season 12, Episode 1: Father's Daze

In a parody of Groundhog Day, Stan finds himself in a mess when he keeps waking up on the same Father's Day, over and over.

  

Episode 62 - Season 12, Episode 2: Fight and Flight

Steve becomes a pilot.

  

Episode 62 - Season 4, Episode 4: Choosy Wives Choose Smith

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but Stan and Roger track him down. Francine is forced to decide between the two men.

  

Episode 62 - Season 8, Episode 7: National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as “Baby Franny,” the toddler who was once rescued from a well by a heroic fireman (guest voice Wil Forte). Then, on the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a shocking discovery. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger have an entrepreneurial “eureka!” moment when they think of the world’s next game-changing business opportunity – male stripper shoes.

  

Episode 63 - Season 8, Episode 8: Finger Lenting Good

Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock; he’s allowed to cut off the finger of the first person who cheats. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the “perfect bosom” on which to place it.

  

Episode 63 - Season 12, Episode 3: The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.

  

Episode 63 - Season 4, Episode 5: Escape from Pearl Bailey

Steve plots to get revenge against the popular girls at school who torment losers - like his girlfriend Debbie.

  

Episode 64 - Season 12, Episode 4: Portrait of Francine's Genitals

Francine becomes outraged when a mold of her genitalia is placed in a museum.

  

Episode 64 - Season 4, Episode 6: Pulling Double Booty

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan’s body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.

  

Episode 64 - Season 8, Episode 9: Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari, The

Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after his character “Twill Ongenbone” fakes a degree in archaeology, but she quickly regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Steve asks Stan questions about Stan’s past for a school project, but is shocked by what he hears.

  

Episode 65 - Season 8, Episode 10: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, “August: Osage County,” a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family’s past when Francine invites Stan’s incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan’s birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley’s love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

  

Episode 65 - Season 12, Episode 5: Bahama Mama

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

  

Episode 65 - Season 4, Episode 7: Phantom Telethon

When the CIA’s budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.

  

Episode 66 - Season 12, Episode 6: Roger's Baby

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

  

Episode 66 - Season 8, Episode 11: Max Jets

Roger (Seth MacFarlane) announces that “Max Jets,” a character of Roger’s who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina (Michelle Monaghan), a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family’s inheritance.

  

Episode 66 - Season 4, Episode 8: Chimdale

When Steve finds out he has scoliosis and has to wear a back brace, he becomes the laughingstock of the school, but feels better when Stan admits to wearing a toupee since he was Steve’s age. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine to a weeklong spa retreat for two, but they run into problems when they try to sneak in an unpaid guest.

  

Episode 67 - Season 8, Episode 12: Naked to the Limit, One More Time

Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.

  

Episode 67 - Season 4, Episode 9: Stan Time

Stan is exhausted every night and doesn't have any time for himself. When his co-worker Dick (voiced by Koechner) gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night, but feel like he slept.

  

Episode 67 - Season 12, Episode 7: Ninety North, Zero West

The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

  

Episode 68 - Season 12, Episode 8: Whole Slotta Love

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

  

Episode 68 - Season 8, Episode 13: For Black Eyes Only

In Part 2 of “The Tearjerker Saga,” a “James Bond” parody, Stan and his wife, Sexpun Tocome’s honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.

  

Episode 68 - Season 4, Episode 10: Family Affair

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn’t a one family kind-of-guy.

  

Episode 69 - Season 8, Episode 14: Spelling Bee My Baby

Francine discovers Steve’s special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko’s sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she’s still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible.

  

Episode 69 - Season 4, Episode 11: Live & Let Fry

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

  

Episode 69 - Season 12, Episode 9: The Witches of Langley

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.

  

Episode 70 - Season 12, Episode 10: A Nice Night for a Drive

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.

  

Episode 70 - Season 4, Episode 12: Roy Rogers McFreely

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner’s Association. So when Roy Rogers McFreely is appointed chairman of the association and starts to abuse his power, Stan, Hayley and Steve lead the opposition to preserve the small town's "American" values and take the community back from “the man.”

  

Episode 70 - Season 8, Episode 15: The Missing Kink

Francine develops an interest in spanking. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot’s (Curtis Armstrong) advance, agreeing to a dinner date.

  

Episode 71 - Season 4, Episode 13: Jack's Back

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

  

Episode 71 - Season 8, Episode 16: The Boring Identity

Francine tries to mold Stan into her ideal husband when he gets amnesia after falling off an arcade game during a CIA operation to capture the “real” Osama bin Laden (who, apparently, has been managing a “Dave and Buster’s” restaurant in Florida). Meanwhile, Roger lets Steve join his paper route to earn some extra money, but Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of the business.

  

Episode 71 - Season 12, Episode 11: Casino Normale

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.

  

Episode 72 - Season 8, Episode 17: The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock By the Coward Stan Smith

Stan is shocked when Agent Crisp (guest voice Sir Ben Kingsley) from CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock (guest voice Patrick Stewart) is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend – alter-ego Stelio Kontos – to take care of the problem.

  

Episode 72 - Season 12, Episode 12: Bazooka Steve

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing. Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

  

Episode 72 - Season 4, Episode 14: Bar Mitzvah Hustle

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kids bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can’t deliver the goods.

  

Episode 73 - Season 8, Episode 18: Lost in Space

In the special 150th episode, the series travels to the slave spaceship that abducted Jeff (Jeff Fischer) -- with Roger’s (Seth MacFarlane) help – after Jeff discovered his secret (hint: Roger is an alien). To find his way home, Jeff must first prove to the evil Emperor Zing (guest voice Michael McKean) that he was always in love with Hayley (Rachael MacFarlane).

  

Episode 73 - Season 4, Episode 15: Wife Insurance

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he’s gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo “Wheels and the Legman.”

  

Episode 73 - Season 12, Episode 13: Camp Campawanda

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a Burning Man reenactment in the yard for their anniversary.

  

Episode 74 - Season 12, Episode 14: Julia Rogerts

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings. Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

  

Episode 74 - Season 4, Episode 16: Delorean Story-An

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

  

Episode 74 - Season 8, Episode 19: Da Flippity Flop

Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.

  

Episode 75 - Season 12, Episode 15: The Life and Times of Stan Smith

The family gathers to hear the results of Stan’s annual physical. The doctor reveals that Stan is not taking care of himself and orders him to live a healthier life. Stan is stubborn, so Roger and Francine conspire to scare Stan with a near death experience. Stan becomes addicted to the near death experience when he watches his life flash before his eyes. Meanwhile, Klaus takes Steve on a tour of a university.

  

Episode 75 - Season 4, Episode 17: Every Which Way But Lose

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan’s perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

  

Episode 76 - Season 4, Episode 18: Weiner of Our Discontent

Roger has been behaving like a selfish brat for years, and Stan has had enough! When he calls Roger out, he declares that he has in fact been sent to earth as “the decider” to determine the fate of man kind. Stupefied by his outlandish statement, Stan challenges Roger to prove it and when they discover the truth about his real purpose for being on Earth, Roger is crushed and Stan is tickled pink to have finally won one.  Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful crate of hotdogs takes center stage at Steve’s hot-dog eating contest and Roger gets to decide who lives and who dies.

  

Episode 76 - Season 12, Episode 16: The Bitchin' Race

The Smith family is participating in televised race that takes them all over the globe. Stan and Hayley are frustrated that their teammates don’t take the race seriously. Steve and Francine try to turn the race into a vacation, while Roger abandons the race to enjoy karaoke. Stan and Hayley abandon their teams and attempt to complete the race on their own. Meanwhile, Klaus watches the race as it unfolds on television.

  

Episode 77 - Season 4, Episode 19: Daddy Queerest

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry’s father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn’t know he’s gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of “beer goggles".

  

Episode 77 - Season 12, Episode 17: Family Plan

Francine dreams of having a larger family and wonders if being adopted has affected her view of families. Hayley encourages Francine to track down her birth parents. Francine finds her family and attends a family reunion. At the union, the family patron decides to whittle his large family down by trapping them on the property and forcing them to fight each other. Meanwhile, Stan becomes obsessed with the TV show “American Pickers”.

  

Episode 78 - Season 4, Episode 20: Stan's Night Out

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys’ night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

  

Episode 78 - Season 12, Episode 18: The Long Bomb

Stan and Hayley attend a football game together. A gang of criminals takes over the stadium in an attempt to rob it. The criminals take Hayley hostage and Stan works to foil their plans. Meanwhile, the rest of the family watches the game on TV.

  

Episode 79 - Season 12, Episode 19: Kloger

Roger is lonely and unhappy as he thinks everyone but him has a stable relationship. Roger tries online dating and ends up on a date with Klaus, who is also looking for love. Klaus and Roger begin a passionate and secret affair, but Roger wants a more serious commitment. Meanwhile, Steve tries to get out of taking the Presidential Fitness Test.

  

Episode 80 - Season 12, Episode 20: Garbage Stan

The Smith family receives a notice that Grandpa Jack’s storage unit is being auctioned away. Stan forbids the family from visiting the storage unit but Steve wants to learn more about Grandpa. Steve discovers a garbage truck in the unit and brings it to Stan. Stan has a few good memories of the truck so he and Steve start running the old garbage route. Steve learns that the truck was part of a drug running business but hides this from Stan. Meanwhile, Roger takes Hayley on the competitive bumper pool circuit.

  

Episode 81 - Season 12, Episode 21: The Talented Mr. Dingleberry

Steve tries out for the school talent show, but a bully cheats him out of his slot. Roger comes up with a plan for Steve to get back into the talent show and win. Roger poses as a ventriloquist dummy, which allows Steve to sit back while Roger performs comedy. Steve and Roger become the favorites to win the talent show, but Roger’s lust for victory consumes him and he starts eliminating the other contestants. Meanwhile, the rest of the family tries to grow its own honey.

  

Episode 82 - Season 12, Episode 22: West to Mexico

In the year 1870, the outlaw Stan Smith travels to Arizona in search of freedom. Stan is pursued by the bounty hunter Roger, who is looking for his last big score. Stan enters a small town where he runs into the Bullock Gang, a group of ruthless men who seek to control the local water supply. Seeking redemption from his past, Stan vows to help the town’s citizens.

  

Episode 145 - Season 3, Episode 3: Dope & Faith

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist. So, Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to "Hogwarts".

  



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