Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episodes

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Season 12 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach

On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to re-prioritize his life with Alan's help, following a Halloween health scare. Aisha Tyler guest stars as Walden's lawyer.

  

Episode 2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. Michael Bolton returns as himself.

  

Episode 3 - Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star Maggie Lawson) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star Courtney Thorne-Smith) returns after 60 days in rehab.

  

Episode 4 - Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. Maggie Lawson guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

  

Episode 5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected. Edan Alexander joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.

  

Episode 6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl

When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.

  

Episode 7 - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan's invited along for a wild girls's; night out with a group of moms.

  

Episode 8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. Melanie Lynskey returns as Walden's stalker, Rose.

  

Episode 9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star Ryan Stiles) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  

Episode 10 - Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  

Episode 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls!

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  

Episode 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.

  

Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  

Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  

Episode 15 - Of Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.

  



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