Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episodes

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Season 8 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

  

Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"

  

Episode 3 - A Pudding-filled Cactus

Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  

Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.

  

Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

  

Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).

  

Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.

  

Episode 8 - Springtime On a Stick

Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).

  

Episode 9 - A Good Time In Central Africa

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.

  

Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.

  

Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down

Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.

  

Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).

  

Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.

  

Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

  

Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."

  

Episode 16 - That Darn Priest

Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

  



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