Half & Half TV Listings

Half & Half TV schedule this week

Half & Half is scheduled to air at these times:

• Tue 9

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Birth-quake Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 4

  For her birthday, Mona wants to be left alone by her family and friends. But, after an earthquake, she's stuck in the laundry room with Big Dee Dee. Phyllis, meanwhile, is trapped in an elevator with Charles; and Dee Dee is stuck in a store with Spencer and Adam, who've gone birthday shopping for Mona.

  More details for Half & Half, Tue 9, 4:00 am
• Tue 9

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big No Substitutions Please Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 5

  Worried that her parent's new baby will replace her, Dee Dee seeks professional help---from Phyllis; with Spencer spending time with his girlfriend, Mona finds a new best friend: her assistant Adam (Alec Mapa).

  More details for Half & Half, Tue 9, 4:30 am
• Wed 10

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Butting In Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 6

  Phyllis accompanies Mona for a night on the town, but she quickly cramps her daughter's style. Elsewhere, Dee Dee butts heads with another tenant who's three months behind on his rent. Repairman: Ted Lange. Ian: Desmond Askew. Sammi: Danielle Nicolet.

  More details for Half & Half, Wed 10, 4:00 am
• Wed 10

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Foot in My Mouth Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 7

  Mona discovers a hot new singer (Tamyra Gray of "American Idol" fame), but is unsure how to react when the woman makes a pass at her. Also: Dee Dee believes she's found the perfect man (Kiko Ellsworth).

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• Thu 11

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Forbidden Fruit Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 8

  Dee Dee learns that Phyllis's new beau (Julius Carry) is married. Also: Spencer discovers that his committed relationship with Camille makes him attractive to other women.

  More details for Half & Half, Thu 11, 4:00 am
• Thu 11

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big College Admission Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 9

  Spencer's cousin, who now works in the mail room at Delicious Records, almost wrecks Spencer's relationship with Camille (Rowena King) when he recalls a drunken tryst Spencer and Mona had during their freshman year in college. Also: Dee Dee gives her mother a do-it-yourself belly mold to memorialize her pregnancy. Chauncy: Corey Holcomb.

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• Fri 12

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Bitter Baby Shower Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 10

  Dee Dee tells her cousin Barbara (Shari Headley) that Mona's relationship woes stem from her mother's bitterness. This upsets Mona, wrecking Big Dee Dee's baby shower. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee's belly is rubbed once too often, and that's bad news for Vicki (Dorothy Lucey); Spencer agrees to a metrosexual makeover.

  More details for Half & Half, Fri 12, 4:00 am
• Fri 12

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big How the Ex Stole Christmas Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 11

  Dee Dee's ex-boyfriend arrives for the holiday dinner with big news: he's getting married to someone else. Also, Charles has a run-in with Phyllis's current beau, a shopping-mall Santa. Neil: Keith Robinson. Ben: Richard Lawson.

  More details for Half & Half, Fri 12, 4:30 am
• Sat 13

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Double Date with My Friend's Mate Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 12

  Mona becomes smitten with Carlo (Antonio Sabato Jr.), Camille's best friend, after Camille sets up the two. But her joy is short-lived when she learns Carlo's heart zings for someone else. Also: Dee Dee tries to learn the sex of her mother's soon-to-be-born baby. Camille: Rowena King. Tina: Suzy Nakamura.

  More details for Half & Half, Sat 13, 4:00 am
• Sat 13

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big You're Not the Boss of Me Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 13

  When the new boss (MC Lyte) at Delicious Records begins downsizing the workforce, Mona and Spencer try their best to impress her. In other events, Dee Dee tries to come up with the perfect name for her soon-to-be-born sibling.

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• Sun 14

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Love Is Here & Now You're Gone Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 14

  Camille considers leaving America---and Spencer---after a trip home to London. Also: Big Dee Dee records a lullaby for her expected baby boy with the help of a music producer (Nick Stabile) with whom Mona hopes to strike a chord herself.

  More details for Half & Half, Sun 14, 4:00 am
• Sun 14

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big I Haven't the Vegas Idea Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 15

  Spencer and Dee Dee's childhood friend Aurora (Ryan Michelle Bathe) enjoy themselves a little too much in Vegas. When they wake the next morning, they fear they may have gotten married. Meanwhile, Phyllis mistakes the electrician (Charlie Maher) for Mona's new boyfriend; and Mona and Nick (Nick Stabile) try to spend quality time together.

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• Mon 15

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Labor of Love Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 16

  Big Dee Dee has her baby and naturally the half sisters react accordingly: Dee Dee goes into hysterics, while Mona remains calm. Also, Charles meets a motivational speaker (Evan Marriott) at a seminar. Kathy Griffin guest stars as Big Dee Dee's doctor.

  More details for Half & Half, Mon 15, 4:00 am
• Mon 15

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Typecast Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 17

  Dee Dee goes on a date with a guy who is not her type and winds up riding a motorcycle, a mechanical bull and a city bus, the last in an attempt to escape a bar brawl. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee seeks advice from Phyllis on how to calm the baby after the babysitter (Daisy Fuentes) quits. Adam: Alec Mapa. Chauncey: Corey Holcomb. Nick: Nick Stabile. Keno: Nigel Thatch.

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• Tue 16

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Good Help Is Hard to Fire Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 18

  Mona's new position of vice president at Delicious Records comes with an unwelcome responsibility: She has to fire Adam. Meanwhile, both Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee swoon over the new male nanny (Shemar Moore). Kai Owens: MC Lyte.

  More details for Half & Half, Tue 16, 4:00 am
• Tue 16

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Practice What You Preach Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 19

  Mona and Dee Dee both hope to be named godmother to their new little brother, prompting Mona to start attending church with her family. Elsewhere, Phyllis has eyes for the church pastor (Clifton Davis), but finds she has competition in another congregant (Roz Ryan); and Dee Dee fends off advances from a new deacon (G-Thang).

  More details for Half & Half, Tue 16, 4:30 am
• Wed 17

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Employee Benefits Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 20

  Dee Dee vies for an internship at a prestigious firm and, in order to make a good impression with her possible new boss (Giancarlo Esposito), dresses provocatively. However, she soon wonders if she's being sexually harassed. Also: Spencer dates his boss (MC Lyte).

  More details for Half & Half, Wed 17, 4:00 am
• Wed 17

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Episode — Half & Half

  Season 1 · Episode 22

  For Mother's Day weekend, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee vacation at an exclusive spa. Not to be outdone, Phyllis and Mona do the same, and end up in the room next door. The weekend quicky goes from weird to worse when Dee Dee blurts out that she wishes her mom was more like Phyllis.

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• Thu 18

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Fetish What You Started Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 22

  Dee Dee reconnects with Clay, a former beau she dumped because of his foot fetish, after he swears he's cleaned up his act. Also: Spencer woos an R&B/funk legend (Billy Dee Williams) to allow his music to be sampled on a Delicious Records release. Soul singer Musiq makes a cameo. Clay: Kiko Ellsworth.

  More details for Half & Half, Thu 18, 4:00 am
• Thu 18

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Rules of Engagement Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 23

  Mona goes to great lengths to impress Nick's parents (Martin Mull, Meredith Baxter), only to learn that they don't approve of interracial relationships; Nick later takes her by surprise with a marriage proposal. Phyllis refuses to introduce her new boyfriend to her family.

  More details for Half & Half, Thu 18, 4:30 am
• Fri 19

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big My Lover, My Brother Episode — Half & Half

  Season 2 · Episode 24

  Dee Dee tries her overzealous best to boost Mona's spirits, inadvertently sending her sister into Spencer's waiting arms. Meanwhile, Phyllis finally introduces her new beau (Lou Gossett Jr.) to the family. Alicia Callaway ("Survivor: All-Stars") also guest stars.

  More details for Half & Half, Fri 19, 4:00 am
• Fri 19

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big Birth-Date Episode — Half & Half

  Season 3 · Episode 2

  Mona and Dee Dee celebrate their birthdays by initiating a "man-exchange"---they find each other a date. Also, Big Dee Dee agrees to give Dee Dee a portrait of the two of them with Mona and her mom. James: Bill Bellamy. Brendan: Dondre Whitfield. Junebug: Teck Holmes.

  More details for Half & Half, Fri 19, 4:30 am
• Sat 20

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode — Half & Half

  Season 3 · Episode 3

  Mona attempts to sign a much-sought-after singer (Faith Evans) who's a single mom by pretending to be a single parent herself. Also: Mona initiates a talent search at Delicious Records; Mona and Spencer decide the status of their friendship; Dee Dee puts together a do-it-yourself shelf unit; and Charles and Phyllis spend quality time together.

  More details for Half & Half, Sat 20, 4:00 am
• Sat 20

  4:30 am ends 5:00 am

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  The Big One Wedding & A Funeral Episode — Half & Half

  Season 3 · Episode 4

  Dee Dee and Mona attend the wedding of Neil (Keith Robinson), whom they both dated, and inadvertently cause the bride (Noel True) to cancel the ceremony. Also, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee discover they have another man in common besides Charles; and Spencer tries to recoup a $100 tip he gave a stripper (Amy Hunter) at Neil's bachelor party.

  More details for Half & Half, Sat 20, 4:30 am
• Sun 21

  4:00 am ends 4:30 am

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  The Big Don't Leave Me This Way Episode — Half & Half

  Season 3 · Episode 5

  The demands of Mona's job interfere with the time she has for family and friends---until she attends a party of Dee Dee's the night before a big presentation. Also: Adam decides to go straight; and goes on a date with a woman.

  More details for Half & Half, Sun 21, 4:00 am