Two and a Half Men TV Schedule
Find out when Two and a Half Men is airing on TV tonight and this week at the American TV Listings Guide.
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Upcoming Airings
Two and a Half Men is scheduled to air at these times:
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Thu 23
818-jlkpuzo — Two and a Half Men
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
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Fri 24
Kissing Abraham Lincoln — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.
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Fri 24
818-jlkpuzo — Two and a Half Men
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
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Fri 24
818-jlkpuzo — Two and a Half Men
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
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Fri 24
818-jlkpuzo — Two and a Half Men
In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.
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Fri 24
Kissing Abraham Lincoln — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.
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Fri 24
Kissing Abraham Lincoln — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.
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Fri 24
Kissing Abraham Lincoln — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.
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Fri 24
Whipped Unto the Third Generation — Two and a Half Men
Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.
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Sat 25
Castrating Sheep in Montana — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.
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Sat 25
Whipped Unto the Third Generation — Two and a Half Men
Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.
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Sat 25
Whipped Unto the Third Generation — Two and a Half Men
Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.
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Sat 25
Whipped Unto the Third Generation — Two and a Half Men
Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.
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Sat 25
Castrating Sheep in Montana — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.
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Sat 25
Castrating Sheep in Montana — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.
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Sat 25
Castrating Sheep in Montana — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Berta's daughter and worries about how Berta will take the news, but he and Alan are taken by surprise by her uncharacteristic reaction.
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Sun 26
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick — Two and a Half Men
Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
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Sun 26
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick — Two and a Half Men
Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
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Sun 26
That Was Saliva, Alan — Two and a Half Men
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
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Sun 26
That Was Saliva, Alan — Two and a Half Men
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
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Sun 26
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick — Two and a Half Men
Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
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Mon 27
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick — Two and a Half Men
Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
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Mon 27
That Was Saliva, Alan — Two and a Half Men
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
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Mon 27
That Was Saliva, Alan — Two and a Half Men
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
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Mon 27
Mmm, Fish. Yum — Two and a Half Men
Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.
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Tue 28
Don't Worry, Speed Racer — Two and a Half Men
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mother and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mother and a sexual partner.
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Tue 28
Mmm, Fish. Yum — Two and a Half Men
Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.
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Tue 28
Mmm, Fish. Yum — Two and a Half Men
Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.
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Tue 28
Mmm, Fish. Yum — Two and a Half Men
Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.
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Tue 28
Don't Worry, Speed Racer — Two and a Half Men
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mother and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mother and a sexual partner.
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Tue 28
Don't Worry, Speed Racer — Two and a Half Men
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mother and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mother and a sexual partner.
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Tue 28
Don't Worry, Speed Racer — Two and a Half Men
Alan confronts Judith when Jake mentions that he hears his mother and Herb having sex; Charlie discovers that he's repressed his own memory involving his mother and a sexual partner.
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Tue 28
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator — Two and a Half Men
Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.
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Wed 29
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's new neighbour seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.
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Wed 29
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator — Two and a Half Men
Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.
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Wed 29
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator — Two and a Half Men
Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.
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Wed 29
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator — Two and a Half Men
Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.
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Wed 29
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's new neighbour seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.
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Wed 29
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's new neighbour seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.
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Wed 29
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's new neighbour seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan.
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Wed 29
For the Sake of the Child — Two and a Half Men
When Alan and Charlie publicly humiliate Jake, he says he no longer wants to live with them.
