Roseanne: Pampered to a Pulp


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Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9, Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa.

repeat 1996 English
Comedy Sitcom

Cast & Crew
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Roseanne (Actor) .. Roseanne Conner
Laurie Metcalf (Actor) .. Jackie
Moon Zappa (Actor) .. Carol
Todd Oldham (Actor) .. Himself
Christy Martin (Actor) .. Christy
Ahmet Zappa (Actor) .. Yama
Jonathan Emerson (Actor) .. Yoga Instructor
Colleen Camp (Actor) .. Jill
Ken Kells (Actor) .. Ken
Tammy Faye Messner (Actor) .. Make-up Artist
Kathleen Freeman (Actor) .. Seaweed Attendant
Moon Unit Zappa (Actor) .. Carol

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Roseanne (Actor) .. Roseanne Conner
Born: November 03, 1952
Birthplace: Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Trivia: Brash and brassy comedian Roseanne is a one-of-a-kind talent who during her career has undergone many substantial changes that have transformed her from trailer-trash queen to one of the most powerful women in Hollywood. Around age 18, Roseanne Barr moved to a Colorado hippie commune where she met Bill Pentland. They married in 1973 and moved to Denver, where they struggled to support their three subsequent children. By the mid-'70s, Roseanne was working as both a cocktail waitress and a window dresser to help feed her family. Impressed by her quick, caustic wit and funny insights into women, men, and domestic life, friends and patrons suggested she take her stories on-stage at a local comedy club. It was on-stage where she honed her famous characterization of the dumpy, domineering, and earthy "Domestic Goddess." Within a few years, Roseanne had become one of the most popular standup acts in Denver, and in 1983 she headed for Hollywood to further her career. She quickly landed a gig at The Comedy Store and then appeared on the ABC television special Funny. During rehearsal, she was spotted by a talent scout from The Tonight Show, who promptly booked her for an appearance. It was a great success. In 1988, her innovative and distinguished television sitcom, Roseanne, debuted on ABC and centered on the struggles of an overweight, domineering mother and her raucous, working-class family that is often on the brink of financial and personal crisis but always manages to somehow hang together. Roseanne and her brood were real people facing real problems that weren't always neatly solved in 30 minutes. The shows were often simultaneously poignant and hilarious; until its last two seasons, Roseanne topped the ratings, and won numerous awards and honors. During the course of the show, the many changes in Roseanne's personal life were reflected on the air. When she underwent breast-reduction surgery, her character did too. When she married Tom Arnold in 1990, he became a part of her show and she proudly billed herself as Roseanne Arnold. When the marriage broke up, he disappeared and she began billing herself only as Roseanne. She eventually married her bodyguard Ben Thomas and at the age of 43 had herself impregnated via in vitro fertilization. Her character, Roseanne Conner, also got pregnant. Even the plastic surgeries she has had on her face have received some treatment on the show, in this case via the opening credits, wherein her photographs from the past nine seasons reflect her change from the frowzy to the almost glamorous. Her series ended in May 1997. Though best known for her television work and live performances, Roseanne has also made periodic stabs at a movie career; she made her debut as a vengeful housewife opposite Meryl Streep in the comedy She-Devil (1989). The film received decidedly mixed reviews, and Roseanne's subsequent film appearances have been in cameos or small supporting roles. Over her career, Roseanne has received numerous awards, including an Emmy, several People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes, and an American Comedy Award. She was the fourth woman ever to become the star attraction at a Friar's Club celebrity roast. Back in the late '80s through the early '90s, Roseanne's tumultuous personal life, her often public and ill-timed abrasive nature coupled with her phenomenal popularity made her a favorite target of tabloid newspapers. Never one to shy away from such issues, she tells her own story in two books, the best-selling My Life As a Woman (1989) and My Lives (1994). She has also been frequently skewered by critics and wags who have difficulty accepting the fact that through sheer force of will, she has been able to overcome all obstacles to become a powerful and successful woman.
Laurie Metcalf (Actor) .. Jackie
Born: June 16, 1955
Birthplace: Carbondale, Illinois, United States
Trivia: Matriculating from Illinois State University, actress Laurie Metcalf was one of the charter members of Chicago's groundbreaking Steppenwolf Theatre troupe. She moved on to New York in the early '80s, winning a 1984 Theatre World Award and an Obie for her performance in Balm in Gilead. In films since 1985, the flexible Metcalf has been seen in director Susan Seidelman's Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) and Making Mr. Right (1987), and also in several other highly regarded productions, notably Uncle Buck (1989), JFK (1991), and Mistress (1992). Metcalf is best known to the TV-watching public for her Emmy-winning portrayal of Roseanne Conner's police-officer sister, Jackie Harris, on the long-running sitcom Roseanne. In 1997, following the demise of her television series, Metcalf turned in a deliciously over-the-top performance as the tightly wound aspiring reporter Debbie Salt in Scream 2. In the decades to come, Metcalfe would find success on shows like Norm and The Big Bang Theory, as well as movies like Stop-Loss Georgia Rule. Despite her hectic schedule, Laurie Metcalf still finds time for an occasional return-to-the-womb appearance at the Steppenwolf Theatre, usually in the company of fellow Steppenwolfians John Malkovich, Gary Sinise, and/or Glenne Headly.
Moon Zappa (Actor) .. Carol
Born: September 28, 1967
Todd Oldham (Actor) .. Himself
Born: October 22, 1961
Christy Martin (Actor) .. Christy
Ahmet Zappa (Actor) .. Yama
Born: May 15, 1974
Jonathan Emerson (Actor) .. Yoga Instructor
Born: April 22, 1955
Trivia: American screenwriter Jonathan Emerson and his wife Anita Loos helped develop the screen persona of silent superstar Douglas Fairbanks. He also directed a number of silent films. Originally the Sandusky, Ohio-born Emerson aspired to become an Episcopalian minister like his father, but later got bitten by the acting bug and began appearing in plays. This eventually led to Broadway and then to work backstage as a director and stage manager. Emerson wrote his first screenplays and appeared in his first films in 1912. Three years later he began working under D.W. Griffith at Triangle and it is there that he got to work with Fairbanks. He became a full-time screenwriter in the mid 1920s and frequently collaborated with Loos. Emerson also produced a few films.
Colleen Camp (Actor) .. Jill
Born: June 07, 1953
Birthplace: San Fernando, California, United States
Trivia: By any stretch of the imagination, Colleen Camp has enjoyed a diverse film career since her big-screen debut in one of the Planet of the Apes sequels in 1973. She has worked as an actress, dancer, singer, and producer; she was directed by Francis Ford Coppola, Nicolas Roeg, Jack Hill, and Hal Needham; and she was often cast as either a sex symbol or stuffy prude. Born in San Francisco on June 7, 1953, Camp precociously began her acting career in regional theater at the age of three, although her first big break didn't come until more than a decade later, when she was cast as one of the dancing Gold Diggers on The Dean Martin Show. In 1973, the actress landed her first film role with a bit part as a human slave in Battle for the Planet of the Apes; larger roles in The Swinging Cheerleaders and The Last Porno Flick followed, but, in 1975 Camp had the chance to show off her considerable comic talent in Michael Ritchie's satiric comedy Smile. Despite her strong performance, however, her career still failed to catch fire; while she found steady work, she tended to land larger roles in undistinguished films such as The Gumball Rally or Ebony, Ivory and Jade, and smaller parts in more ambitious pictures, such as Apocalypse Now and They All Laughed. (Camp also sang "One Day Since Yesterday" in the latter, a song which briefly grazed the Billboard singles charts.) In time, Camp began to develop something of a cult following, and, while she was still a long way from film stardom, she worked often and landed supporting roles in such hits as Wayne's World, Sliver, Die Hard With a Vengeance, and Election. Married to Paramount executive John Goldwyn, she began working more behind the camera in the '80s, serving as a producer of The City Girl in 1984, and was a part of the production team of a number of other films, including Teenage Caveman, Earth vs. The Spider, and The Day The World Ended.
Ken Kells (Actor) .. Ken
Tammy Faye Messner (Actor) .. Make-up Artist
Born: March 07, 1942
Died: July 20, 2007
Trivia: A woman whose legacy is a mixture of love, faith, theatrics, and scandal, Tammy Faye Messner was born to two preachers in International Falls, MN, in 1942. Messner was the eldest of eight children, and her parents divorced when she was young; she soon became extremely involved in her aunt's church, the Assemblies of God. She began setting upon a career to become a minister, enrolling at North Central Bible College in Minneapolis, where she met future husband Jim Bakker, whom she married in 1961. The two became extremely involved in televangelism -- ministering through television -- and helped found the 700 Club, also hosting a children's show called Jim and Tammy. In Messner's preaching, she distinguished herself from other evangelists by extolling tolerance toward gays and lesbians, and focusing on joy, love, and celebration rather than on fire and brimstone. Messner became known just as much for her words on God as for her over-the-top eye makeup, as she was never seen without a heavy combination of eye-shadow, permanent eyeliner, fake lashes, and ultra-thick mascara that had her frequently caricatured in the press. She and her husband founded the PTL Club, which became an extremely successful religious/commercial empire. Simultaneously, however, the couple came under criticism for the opulent lifestyle that they enjoyed as a result of their supposedly pious company's success. Soon, it was revealed that Jim Bakker had directed millions of dollars in PTL funds for personal use. This, coupled with the revelation that Bakker had been sexually involved with his 21-year-old secretary Jessica Hahn, brought he and PTL crashing to the ground. Messner, who had always publicly defended her husband, was shocked and disillusioned, and she focused on caring for their children as, in 1991, Bakker was sentenced to 18 years in jail. The two subsequently divorced, and a few years later, she married church builder Roe Messner and took his name. She repaired her public image by returning to preaching, while developing a public sense of humor about her image, poking fun at herself with a appearances on shows like The Drew Carey Show. In 2004, Messner appeared on the reality TV show The Surreal Life, which put her in a house with other celebrities like Erik Estrada, Vanilla Ice, and, most notably, Ron Jeremy. Audiences were impressed at Messner's ability to remain accepting and amicable in the company of housemates that many would think lived too far outside Messner's Christian lifestyle for her to tolerate. She bonded closely with the entire household, becoming something of a mother figure to them and remaining friends after the taping. Messner had a bout with colon cancer in 1996 that she overcame successfully, with the cancer going into remission. Then, in 2004, Messner announced that she'd been hit with cancer again, this time of the lung. It was inoperable, but she underwent chemotherapy and once again it went into remission. The next year, however, the cancer returned, and she returned to treatment. The cancer caused her great pain and made it difficult for her to eat, resulting in a steady and dramatic weight loss. In 2007, she announced via her website that all treatments had been unsuccessful, and she was receiving hospice care in her home. On July 19 of that year, Messner appeared on Larry King Live, as she'd done frequently throughout her ordeal, and though she appeared emaciated at a mere 65 lbs, and was clearly physically weak and in pain, Messner maintained the kindness, humor, and wit that had always been her trademark. She expressed happiness that her close relationship with God removed almost all of her fear about approaching death. The next morning, Messner passed away in her home, in the company of her family. Her ashes were interred the next day in a small ceremony, and Messner's many fans mourned and celebrated her by oft-quoting something she had said about her battle with cancer, hoping it could help inspire others: "Don't let fear rule your life, live one day at a time, and never be afraid."
Kathleen Freeman (Actor) .. Seaweed Attendant
Born: February 17, 1919
Died: August 23, 2001
Trivia: The inimitable American actress Kathleen Freeman has been convulsing film audiences with portrayals of dowdy, sharp-tongued matrons since she was in her 20s. After stage work, Freeman began taking bit roles in major-studio features in 1948, seldom getting screen credit but always making a positive impression. The best of her earliest roles was in Singin' in the Rain (1952); Freeman played long-suffering vocal coach Phoebe Dinsmore, whose Herculean efforts to get dumb movie star Jean Hagen to grasp the proper enunciation of the phrase "I can't staaaand him" proved uproariously futile. Often cast as domestics, Freeman had a year's run in 1953 as the "spooked" maid on the ghostly TV sitcom Topper. Freeman was a particular favorite of comedian Jerry Lewis, who cast the actress in showy (and billed!) roles in such farces as The Errand Boy (1961), The Nutty Professor (1963) and Who's Got the Action?. As Nurse Higgins in Lewis' Disorderly Orderly (1964), Freeman weeps quietly as Jerry meekly scrapes oatmeal off her face and babbles "Oh, Nurse Higgins...you're all full of...stuff." Lewis so trusted Freeman's acting instincts that he sent her to the set of director William Wyler's The Collector (1965) in order to help build up the confidence of Wyler's nervous young leading lady Samantha Eggar. Throughout the '70s and '80s, Freeman took occasional "sabbaticals" from her movie and TV assignments to do stage work, enjoying a lengthy run in a Chicago production of Ira Levin's Deathtrap. Like many character actors of the '50s, Kathleen Freeman is frequently called upon to buoy the projects of baby-boomer directors: she was recently seen as an hysterical Julia Child clone in Joe Dante's Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990).
Moon Unit Zappa (Actor) .. Carol
Born: September 28, 1967
Sarah Chalke (Actor)
Born: August 27, 1976
Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Trivia: Ottawa-born Sarah Chalke first gained notoriety in 1993 when, at the beginning of the show's sixth season, she was cast on ABC's hit sitcom Roseanne as oldest daughter Becky, a role that had previously been filled by Alicia Goranson, who exited the show for college. Chalke continued to play Becky for two seasons until Goranson returned, but the two actresses took turns playing the character throughout the season. Goranson left again before the show's ninth and final season, and Chalke resumed the role full-time.Following the end of Roseanne, Chalke took on a role in the Canadian series Nothing Too Good for a Cowboy. While that show only lasted nine episodes, it would only be a couple more years before the actress found herself on another hit series. In 2001, she was cast as Elliot Reid, the female lead opposite Zach Braff on the cult hit NBC medical comedy Scrubs. The massively successful show would run until 2010, earning Chalke legions of fans.In addition to her series television work, Chalke has acted in a number of made-for-TV movies and small independent films over the years. In 2007 she had her first role in a high-profile Hollywood movie with a supporting turn alongside Jon Heder and Diane Keaton in the comedy Mama's Boy. She would also find continued success on the small screen, with starring roles on shows like Mad Love, a recurring gig on Cougar Town and guest spots on shows like Grey's Anatomy and Angie Tribeca.
Michael Fishman (Actor)
Born: October 22, 1981
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Trivia: Michael Fishman is best known for his first role as D.J. on the sitcom Roseanne. Taking on the part in 1988 when he was just seven, the Cuban-born actor stayed with the series until 1997, and subsequently experimented with only a few other acting projects, such as appearances on Seinfeld and Walker, Texas Ranger.
Sara Gilbert (Actor)
Born: January 29, 1975
Birthplace: Santa Monica, California, United States
Trivia: Like her older half-sister Melissa (Little House on the Prairie), actress Sara Gilbert grew up on a television series, in this case, the long-running ABC sitcom Roseanne (1988-1997). She and her sister and her older half-brother, Jonathon Gilbert, are the third generation of a showbiz family. Her grandfather, Harry Crane, was a writer for The Honeymooners, her grandmother, Julia Crane, was a former Miss Brooklyn and a dancer, and her mother is a producer and talent manager. Gilbert made her professional debut in a television commercial at age six, and from there appeared in the television series Tales of the Apple Dumpling Gang (1982). She then played a small role in the made-for-TV movie Calamity Jane, which starred Jane Alexander. Gilbert's career slowed down after that and she did not appear on television until 1988 when she appeared in Runaway Ralph as part of the ABC Weekend Special. As Darlene Connor in Roseanne, Gilbert believably played a cynical, smart-mouthed, but sensitive foil for Roseanne. Gilbert showed versatility as a confused Daddy's girl who is victimized by a calculating Drew Barrymore in Poison Ivy (1989) and as a Southern child with a dark secret who is befriended by a gentle black man in the well-wrought Sudie and Simpson (1990). Gilbert has been twice nominated for an Emmy and has won three Youth in Film Awards. During the last couple seasons of Roseanne, Gilbert began attending Yale University where she studied art and photography. She has also been an avid supporter for various environmental causes through her affiliation with Earth Communications Office (ECO).She stayed away from acting for the most part until 2007 when she began making occasional appearances on the hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory often playing opposite her former Roseanne co-star Johnny Galecki. In 2010, she created the talk show The Talk, a knockoff of The View, and serves as an executive producer and co-host of the series.
Alicia Goranson (Actor)
Born: June 22, 1974
Trivia: Actress Alicia Goranson probably remains most famous for her first professional acting role, playing Becky on the sitcom Roseanne. She started with the series in 1988 when she was 14 and stuck with the show until 1995, when she left to pursue an education at Vassar College, though she would sporadically reappear to play the character over the next few years, sharing the role with actress Sarah Chalke. Goranson would go on to appear in projects like 1999's Boys Don't Cry and the 2005 indie comedy Love, Ludlow.

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