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Episode 1 - Season 11, Episode 1: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

After Randy Marsh experiences an unfortunate incident on national TV the N bomb hits South Park. While Randy seeks forgiveness from Jesse Jackson South Park Elementary invites a midget by the name of Dr. Nelson to talk about sensitivity.
Episode 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
Episode 1 - Season 1, Episode 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.
Episode 2 - Season 1, Episode 2: Weight Gain 4000

Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
Episode 2 - Season 11, Episode 2: Cartman Sucks

When his ultimate plan to embarrass Butters backfires Cartman struggles to keep his classmates from seeing a compromising photograph. Meanwhile Butters is sent to a special camp where they Pray the Gay Away.
Episode 2 - Weight Gain 4000

Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
Episode 3 - Season 11, Episode 3: Lice Capades

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Mr. Garrison refuses to name names Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice in the hopes of making fun of his unfortunate classmate.
Episode 3 - Volcano

The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.
Episode 3 - Season 1, Episode 3: Volcano

The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her little boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town Jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
Episode 4 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
Episode 4 - Season 11, Episode 4: The Snuke

While Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack Hillary Clinton makes a campaign stop in South Park for a big rally.
Episode 4 - Season 1, Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

Stan's got a new dog-named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
Episode 5 - Season 1, Episode 5: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment and will try anything to do it.
Episode 5 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle questions the possibility of a genetically engineered elephant made smaller by design. The boys have to beat the rough kids in their genetics experiment, and will try anything to do it.
Episode 5 - Season 11, Episode 5: Fantastic Easter Special

Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
Episode 6 - Death

"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
Episode 6 - Season 11, Episode 6: D-Yikes!

Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and takes her frustration out on the fourth grade class. However things start looking up for her when she meets a new friend at the gym and they go out for drink at a local girl bar.
Episode 6 - Season 1, Episode 6: Death

Happy Birthday to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; I wish I were dead. and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather he'd be in trouble and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
Episode 7 - Season 11, Episode 7: Night of the Living Homeless

As an increasing number of homeless people are begging for change all over South Park the boys work to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Episode 7 - Season 1, Episode 7: Pinkeye

The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
Episode 7 - Pinkeye

The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
Episode 8 - Starvin' Marvin

Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers.
Episode 8 - Season 11, Episode 8: Le Petit Tourette

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourettes syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it helines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
Episode 8 - Season 1, Episode 8: Damien

Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.
Episode 9 - Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

While South Park Elementary is attempting to stage a non-denominational holiday play that won't offend (or entertain) anyone, Kyle checks himself into the South Park mental asylum.
Episode 9 - Season 1, Episode 9: Starvin' Marvin

The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that the prospect of a free Taiko sport watch with a five-dollar donation is irresistible. Typical greedy American youth. So Stan dials in using his mother's credit card number and makes their donation.
Episode 9 - Season 11, Episode 9: More Crap

Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Episode 10 - Damien

Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed.
Episode 10 - Season 1, Episode 10: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Of course no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle explains that Mr. Hankey comes every year to all the good boys and girls who have a lot of fiber in their diet. Everyone thinks he's insane and sends him to a mental institute.
Episode 10 - Season 11, Episode 10: Imaginationland

When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
Episode 11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy. Guest Star - Tom's Rhinoplasty as Ms. Ellen.
Episode 11 - Season 11, Episode 11: Imaginationland Episode II

Stan and Kyle are being held in the bowels of the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls.
Episode 11 - Season 1, Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his desk. Wendy is upset because Stan only pukes when he is in love and has Mrs. Ellen arrested for being a spy. Guest Star - Tom's Rhinoplasty as Ms. Ellen.
Episode 12 - Season 1, Episode 12: Mecha Striesand

The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Bab's and her terrible destruction. Guest Star - Mecha Striesand as Himself.
Episode 12 - Mecha Striesand

The boys' discovery of a prehistoric relic spawns a monster that threatens to destroy South Park and the world.
Episode 12 - Season 11, Episode 12: Imaginationland Episode III

Inside Imaginationland Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
Episode 13 - Season 11, Episode 13: Guitar Queer-O

Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. Unfortunately Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Episode 13 - Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance," he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.
Episode 13 - Season 1, Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had relations with during an annual party called The Drunken Barn Dance he finds that there's more to his mother then he thought.
Episode 14 - Season 2, Episode 1: Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

The show starts off with the build up from last season "cliffhanger revolving around Cartman" paternal origins. However just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus.
Episode 14 - Season 11, Episode 14: The List

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Episode 15 - Season 2, Episode 2: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric’s chagrin they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric’s background who is his father? Where does he come from?
Episode 15 - Season 12, Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble

Cartman finds himself fighting for his life after a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong. When Kyle becomes infected with Cartman's ailment the two won't stop for anything as they search for a cure that will reverse their otherwise certain mortality.
Episode 16 - Season 2, Episode 3: Chickenlover

The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Barbrady with his new deputies Kenny Kyle Stan and Cartman can stop them!
Episode 16 - Season 12, Episode 2: Britney's New Look

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Episode 17 - Season 2, Episode 4: Ike's Wee Wee

Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan Kenny and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.
Episode 17 - Season 12, Episode 3: Major Boobage

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film Heavy Metal the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set. Meanwhile Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room.
Episode 18 - Season 12, Episode 4: Canada On Strike

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Episode 18 - Season 2, Episode 5: Conjoined Fetus Lady

Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her condition and decides that everyone in South Park should be made aware. Meanwhile the South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state national and finally the international finals in China.
Episode 19 - Season 12, Episode 5: Eek a Penis!

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Episode 19 - Season 2, Episode 6: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Mr. Garrison assigns the boys learn out about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
Episode 20 - Season 2, Episode 7: City On the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.
Episode 20 - Season 12, Episode 6: Over Logging

The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California he packs up his family and heads west.
Episode 21 - Season 2, Episode 8: Summer Sucks

Schools out for summer and with Mr. Hat missing Mr.Garrison is over the edge. The state has a ban on the sale of fireworks and it screws up the boy's plans for a 4th of July celebration. Mr. Garrison seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Katz while Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico in an attempt to smuggle fireworks back to the children of America.
Episode 21 - Season 12, Episode 7: Super Fun Time

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Episode 22 - Season 2, Episode 9: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

A film festival moves to South Park only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle's pleading as a pitch and they quickly turn his story into a film starring Tom Hanks and a monkey they call Mr. Hankey . Kyle is outraged that the filmmakers aren't hearing his pleas. Soon Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls energizes everyone.
Episode 22 - Season 12, Episode 8: The China Probrem

With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Episode 23 - Season 12, Episode 9: Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Episode 23 - Season 2, Episode 10: Chickenpox

Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers the parental conspiracy and with the other boys hires a prostitute to give their parents herpes. Meanwhile Kenny's mother and Kyle's mother reunite their husbands who were both childhood friends that drifted apart.
Episode 24 - Season 2, Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle with Kenny's sacrifice try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.
Episode 24 - Season 12, Episode 10: Pandemic

While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions the boys find a way to make money off of it.
Episode 25 - Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses

Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play Truth or Dare with Wendy and her friend who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
Episode 25 - Season 12, Episode 11: Pandemic 2 - The Startling

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Episode 26 - Season 2, Episode 13: Cow Days

South Park's annual Cow Days party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.
Episode 26 - Season 12, Episode 12: About Last Night…

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Episode 27 - Season 2, Episode 14: Chef Aid

Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran. In response the boys round up all of Chef's old musician friends and organize a huge concert to raise the cash.
Episode 27 - Season 12, Episode 13: Elementary School Musical

The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Episode 28 - Season 2, Episode 15: Spookyfish

Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartman’s and a gateway to a parallel universe at the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.
Episode 28 - Season 12, Episode 14: The Ungroundable

Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.
Episode 29 - Season 13, Episode 1: The Ring

Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.
Episode 29 - Season 2, Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

Kyle Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman's relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion with his cellmate Charles Manson.
Episode 30 - Season 2, Episode 17: Gnomes

Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job. The boys are planning on doing their report on the underpants gnomes. Tweek's father schemes to use the boy's report as a platform for fighting Harbucks. The report the boys deliver sparks the town into taking action.
Episode 30 - Season 13, Episode 2: The Coon

The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
Episode 31 - Season 2, Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man

Kyle falls into a cave. Stan goes to rescue him and finds an iceman and the two fight each other for sole credit. Dr. Mephisto discovers that the iceman has been frozen since 1996. The iceman is put on display and the fighting Kyle and Stan free him. The iceman tries to return to his family but finds himself a man out of time. Meanwhile the government has their own plans to use the iceman in their plot against Sweden.
Episode 31 - Season 13, Episode 3: Margaritaville

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
Episode 32 - Season 13, Episode 4: Eat Pray Queef

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
Episode 32 - Season 3, Episode 1: Choir Tour

The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Episode 33 - Season 3, Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion

Citizens of South Park start exploding at random and Cartman gets crucified.
Episode 33 - Season 13, Episode 5: Fishsticks

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.
Episode 34 - Season 3, Episode 3: Succubus

Chef finds the girl of his dreams but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Episode 34 - Season 13, Episode 6: Pinewood Derby

Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
Episode 35 - Season 13, Episode 7: Fatbeard

Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Episode 35 - Season 3, Episode 4: Tweek vs. Craig

The boys coerce their reluctant classmates Tweek and Craig into a school yard fight.
Episode 36 - Season 13, Episode 8: Dead Celebrities

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Episode 36 - Season 3, Episode 5: Jakovasaurs

The boys discover two living prehistoric incredibly annoying Jakovasaurs at Stark's Pond.
Episode 37 - Season 3, Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda

Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Episode 37 - Season 13, Episode 9: Butters' Bottom Bitch

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Episode 38 - Season 3, Episode 7: Cat Orgy

While Shelly's babysitting Eric a wild and unsupervised kitty party breaks out at the Cartman home.
Episode 38 - Season 13, Episode 10: W.T.F.

After attending their first WWE match all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Episode 39 - Season 3, Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Stan must save Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party from the ATF while the South Park dads experiment in the hot tub.
Episode 39 - Season 13, Episode 11: Whale Whores

Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Episode 40 - Season 3, Episode 9: Jewbilee

While the rest of South Park awaits the meteor shower Kyle Kenny and Ike head into the wilderness on a Jewbilee.
Episode 40 - Season 13, Episode 12: The F Word

The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Episode 41 - Season 3, Episode 10: Chinpokomon

South Park kids go crazy for Chinpokomon and suddenly find themselves fixated on Peal Harbor.
Episode 41 - Season 13, Episode 13: Dances With Smurfs

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Episode 42 - Season 3, Episode 11: Starvin' Marvin in Space

When Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park the boys join him on a food gathering mission pursued by the CIA the Feed the Children Foundation and Sally Struthers.
Episode 42 - Season 13, Episode 14: Pee

The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Episode 43 - Season 14, Episode 1: Sexual Healing

The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Episode 43 - Season 3, Episode 12: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Halloween)

Korn helps the boys defeat Pirate Ghosts and mean fifth graders in this haunting Halloween episode.
Episode 44 - Season 14, Episode 2: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Episode 44 - Season 3, Episode 13: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The boys compete against some home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Episode 45 - Season 3, Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness

South Park's Civil War Reenactment sponsored by Jagerminz S'more Flavored Schnapps gets out of hand.
Episode 45 - Season 14, Episode 3: Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
Episode 46 - Season 14, Episode 4: You Have 0 Friends

When Kyle begs Stan to friend him Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Episode 46 - Season 3, Episode 15: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Classic hits from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album - featuring the boys and all of South Park's most joyful citizens.
Episode 47 - Season 14, Episode 7: Crippled Summer

Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Episode 47 - Season 3, Episode 16: Are You There God It's Me Jesus

Stan goes through a few rapidly wrong hormonal changes and Jesus calls in for a miracle.
Episode 48 - Season 14, Episode 8: Poor and Stupid

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Episode 48 - Season 3, Episode 17: The Brown Noise

The boys go to Arkansas for the 4 Million-Child Blow 2000! the first worldwide recorder concert.
Episode 49 - Season 4, Episode 1: Cartman's Funny Hate Crime 2000

Cartman gets himself sentenced to juvie hall and without his weight to anchor the sled the boys have no hope of winning the race against the girls.
Episode 49 - Season 14, Episode 9: It's a Jersey Thing

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Episode 50 - Season 4, Episode 2: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

Cartman masterminds a Tooth Fairy scam by appropriating teeth from less fortunate children.
Episode 50 - Season 14, Episode 10: Insheeption

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Episode 51 - Season 4, Episode 3: Quintuplets 2000

When a family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park the ensuing media circus fame drives Kenny’s mom to plan a multiple birth of her own.
Episode 51 - Season 14, Episode 11: Coon 2: Hindsight

Coon and Friends set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay another Super Hero gets there first.
Episode 52 - Season 14, Episode 12: Mysterion Rises

Mysterion's true identity is revealed. Meanwhile the Coon scorned by his fellow Super Heroes is out for revenge.
Episode 52 - Season 4, Episode 4: Timmy 2000

Timmy parlays his ADD handicap into a heavy metal rock band gig; meanwhile the boys try to contract ADD too so they can get out of class.
Episode 53 - Season 14, Episode 13: Coon vs. Coon & Friends

Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord Cthulhu doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego Mysterion.
Episode 53 - Season 4, Episode 5: Pip

South Park Classics presents a rendition of Great Expectations starring Pip as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart.
Episode 54 - Season 4, Episode 6: Cartman Joins Nambla

Cartman's newfound maturity forces him to seek out more mature friends on-line; meanwhile Kenny actively tries to prevent his parent's from having another welfare baby.
Episode 54 - Season 14, Episode 14: Crème Fraiche

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Episode 55 - Season 15, Episode 1: HumancentiPad

Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Episode 55 - Season 4, Episode 7: Cherokee Hair Tampons

Cartman holds Kyle's life in his kidneys and sets the price at a modest $1 million.
Episode 56 - Season 15, Episode 2: Funnybot

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
Episode 56 - Season 4, Episode 8: Chef Goes Nanners

Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the town; meanwhile Wendy finds herself strangely attracted to Cartman.
Episode 57 - Season 4, Episode 9: Things You Can Do With Your Finger

Everyone in town is lining up to audition for a chance to be the 5th member in Cartman's new boy band.
Episode 57 - Season 15, Episode 3: Royal Pudding

The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Episode 58 - Season 15, Episode 4: T.M.I.

Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board and is sent to anger management therapy.
Episode 58 - Season 4, Episode 10: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

While the boys race to make their first Confession and Holy Communion Saddam Hussein returns to the underworld to rekindle his relationship with his former lover Satan the prince of darkness.
Episode 59 - Season 15, Episode 5: Crack Baby Athletic Association

Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Episode 59 - Season 4, Episode 11: Probably

Satan is torn between two lovers: his new boyfriend Chris and his ex Saddam Hussein; meanwhile Cartman becomes an evangelist as he and the boys try to assure their places in heaven.
Episode 60 - Season 4, Episode 12: Fourth Grade

Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids build a time machine out of Timmy's wheelchair to travel back to a happier easier school year.
Episode 60 - Season 15, Episode 6: City Sushi

Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Episode 61 - Season 15, Episode 7: You're Getting Old

Just after Stan's 10th birthday his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Episode 61 - Season 4, Episode 13: Trapper Keeper

Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Episode 62 - Season 15, Episode 8: Ass Burgers

Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Episode 62 - Season 4, Episode 14: Helen Keller the Musical

The citizens of South Park celebrate the holiday of Thanksgiving in their own unique way with music and shenanigans.
Episode 63 - Season 15, Episode 9: The Last of the Meheecans

Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Episode 63 - Season 4, Episode 15: Fat Camp

Cartman's family and friends hold an intervention to send him to Fat Camp and Kenny gets reborn on TV.
Episode 64 - Season 4, Episode 16: Wacky Molestation Adventure

When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion and has them sent to the big house.
Episode 64 - Season 15, Episode 10: Bass to Mouth

The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Episode 65 - Season 15, Episode 11: Broadway Bro Down

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Episode 65 - Season 4, Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas

Now that Mr. Hankey's all tied up with the new wife and kids, it's up to the boys and a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season.
Episode 66 - Season 5, Episode 1: Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully Scott Tenorman.
Episode 66 - Season 15, Episode 12: 1%

The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Episode 67 - Season 5, Episode 2: It Hits the Fan

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park tune in to hear the word shit on a popular TV show.
Episode 67 - Season 15, Episode 13: A History Channel Thanksgiving

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
Episode 68 - Season 5, Episode 3: Cripple Fight!

Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new handi-capable kid Jimmy.
Episode 68 - Season 15, Episode 14: The Poor Kid

Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Episode 69 - Season 5, Episode 4: Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow

When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities.
Episode 69 - Season 16, Episode 1: Reverse Cowgirl

When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Episode 70 - Season 5, Episode 5: Cartmanland

Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland!
Episode 70 - Season 16, Episode 2: Cash for Gold

Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Episode 71 - Season 5, Episode 6: Proper Condom Use

In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey.
Episode 71 - Season 16, Episode 3: Faith Hilling

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Episode 72 - Season 16, Episode 4: Jewpacabra

The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.
Episode 72 - Season 5, Episode 7: Towelie

When the government steals their new Gamesphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.
Episode 73 - Season 5, Episode 8: Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

The kids of South Park have raised money to send to the children of Afghanistan but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan.
Episode 73 - Season 16, Episode 5: Butterballs

Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Episode 74 - Season 5, Episode 9: How to Eat with Your Butt

Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every missing child milk carton in the country.
Episode 74 - Season 16, Episode 6: I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Episode 75 - Season 16, Episode 7: Cartman Finds Love

The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Episode 75 - Season 5, Episode 10: The Entity

Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device.
Episode 76 - Season 5, Episode 11: Here Comes the Neighborhood

Token is tired of being the only rich kid in town and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park.
Episode 76 - Season 16, Episode 8: Sarcastaball

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
Episode 77 - Season 16, Episode 9: Raising the Bar

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Episode 77 - Season 5, Episode 12: Kenny Dies

In a very special episode of South Park Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research.
Episode 78 - Season 5, Episode 13: Butters' Very Own Episode

Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.
Episode 78 - Season 16, Episode 10: Insecurity

Cartman signs up for a home security system.
Episode 79 - Season 6, Episode 1: Freak Strike

When the boys learn that talk shows offer prizes to people who are grossly disfigured they can't sign Butters up fast enough.
Episode 79 - Season 16, Episode 11: Going Native

It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Episode 80 - Season 16, Episode 12: A Nightmare On FaceTime

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Episode 80 - Season 6, Episode 2: Jared Has Aides

As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight the boys see an opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Episode 81 - Season 16, Episode 13: A Scause for Applause

A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Episode 81 - Season 6, Episode 3: Asspen

While the adults trapped at a time-share sales meeting Stan is challenged by the best skier on the mountain.
Episode 82 - Season 16, Episode 14: Obama Wins!

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Episode 82 - Season 6, Episode 4: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

All the kids in South Park are glued to the TV wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
Episode 83 - Season 17, Episode 1: Let Go Let Gov

Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Episode 83 - Season 6, Episode 5: Fun with Veal

Stan is appalled when he realizes the veal he's been eating is in fact the meat from little baby calves.
Episode 84 - Season 17, Episode 2: Informative Murder Porn

The boys use the game of Minecraft as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.
Episode 84 - Season 6, Episode 6: Professor Chaos

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.
Episode 85 - Season 17, Episode 3: World War Zimmerman

Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Episode 85 - Season 6, Episode 7: Simpsons Already Did It

Professor Chaos is frustrated when he realizes all of his diabolical plans to wreak havoc on South Park have already been done by The Simpsons.
Episode 86 - Season 6, Episode 8: Red Hot Catholic Love

A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican.
Episode 86 - Season 17, Episode 4: Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Episode 87 - Season 17, Episode 5: Taming Strange

When Ike hits puberty he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Episode 87 - Season 6, Episode 9: Free Hat

When the boys find out that their favorite movies are being enhanced re-released and ruined in the process they form a club to Save Films from their Directors.
Episode 88 - Season 17, Episode 6: Ginger Cow

Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Episode 88 - Season 6, Episode 10: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
Episode 89 - Season 6, Episode 11: Child Abduction Is Not Funny

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers the parents hire the owner of City Wok Restaurant to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Episode 89 - Season 17, Episode 7: Black Friday

The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
Episode 90 - Season 17, Episode 8: A Song of Ass and Fire

Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
Episode 90 - Season 6, Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven

Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.
Episode 91 - Season 17, Episode 9: Titties and Dragons

The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
Episode 91 - Season 6, Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the The Lord of the Rings movie to their local video store.
Episode 92 - Season 6, Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys are sentenced to the Death Camp of Tolerance where they learn how to treat minorities. Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks make their debut in this episode.
Episode 92 - Season 17, Episode 10: The Hobbit

When Wendy tries to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters she ends up in the counselor's office.
Episode 93 - Season 6, Episode 15: The Biggest Douche In the Universe

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body Cartman and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
Episode 93 - Season 18, Episode 1: Go Fund Yourself

The boys name their new start-up company The Washington Redskins.
Episode 94 - Season 6, Episode 16: My Future Self 'n' Me

When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become.
Episode 94 - Season 18, Episode 2: Gluten Free Ebola

South Park goes gluten free.
Episode 95 - Season 6, Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down

Cartman has to score one big nice to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. He recruits Santa Mr. Hankey and Jesus in a desperate attempt to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
Episode 95 - Season 18, Episode 3: The Cissy

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Episode 96 - Season 18, Episode 4: Handicar

Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Episode 96 - Season 7, Episode 1: I'm a Little Bit Country

The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.
Episode 97 - Season 7, Episode 2: Krazy Kripples

Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the Crips.
Episode 97 - Season 18, Episode 5: The Magic Bush

Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
Episode 98 - Season 18, Episode 6: Freemium Isn't Free

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Episode 98 - Season 7, Episode 3: Toilet Paper

Cartman convinces the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.
Episode 99 - Season 18, Episode 7: Grounded Vindaloop

Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Episode 99 - Season 7, Episode 4: Cancelled

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.
Episode 100 - Season 18, Episode 8: Cock Magic

There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Episode 100 - Season 7, Episode 5: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
Episode 101 - Season 7, Episode 6: Lil' Crime Stoppers

After they return a missing doll to a little girl the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them junior deputies.
Episode 101 - Season 18, Episode 9: #Rehash

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother. But when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.
Episode 102 - Season 7, Episode 7: Red Man's Greed

The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.
Episode 102 - Season 18, Episode 10: #HappyHolograms

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest Holiday Spectacular ever.
Episode 103 - Season 19, Episode 1: Stunning and Brave

The boys express their utmost respect for Caitlyn Jenner in the most stunning and brave South Park ever.
Episode 103 - Season 7, Episode 8: South Park Is Gay

The town of South Park celebrates the new hip metro-sexual craze.
Episode 104 - Season 19, Episode 2: Where My Country Gone?

Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
Episode 104 - Season 7, Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard

When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.
Episode 105 - Season 7, Episode 10: Grey Dawn

With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses the elderly fight back.
Episode 105 - Season 19, Episode 3: The City Part of Town

The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job.
Episode 106 - Season 7, Episode 11: Casa Bonita

Kyle chooses Stan Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited he arranges for Butters to conveniently go missing.
Episode 106 - Season 19, Episode 4: You're Not Yelping

Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.
Episode 107 - Season 7, Episode 12: All About Mormons

A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.
Episode 107 - Season 19, Episode 5: Safe Space

Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming.
Episode 108 - Season 19, Episode 6: Tweek x Craig

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Episode 108 - Season 7, Episode 13: Butt Out

After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.
Episode 109 - Season 19, Episode 7: Naughty Ninjas

The citizens of South Park decide they no longer need a police force in town.
Episode 109 - Season 7, Episode 14: Raisins

After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
Episode 110 - Season 19, Episode 8: Sponsored Content

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology.
Episode 110 - Season 7, Episode 15: It's Christmas In Canada

The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.
Episode 111 - Season 8, Episode 1: Good Times With Weapons

The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
Episode 111 - Season 19, Episode 9: Truth and Advertising

PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Episode 112 - Season 8, Episode 2: Awesome-O

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.
Episode 112 - Season 19, Episode 10: PC Principal Final Justice

Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Episode 113 - Season 20, Episode 1: Member Berries

Garrison is still hot on the campaign trail.
Episode 113 - Season 8, Episode 3: Up the Down Steroid

Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost.
Episode 114 - Season 8, Episode 4: The Passion of the Jew

Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie, The Passion of the Christ, and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.
Episode 114 - Season 20, Episode 2: Skank Hunt

Kyle's dad manages to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his on-line abuse global.
Episode 115 - Season 20, Episode 3: The Damned

Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Episode 115 - Season 8, Episode 5: You Got F'd in the A

Stan just got served and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.
Episode 116 - Season 8, Episode 6: Goobacks

Humans from the year 4035 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work.
Episode 116 - Season 20, Episode 4: Wieners Out

The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
Episode 117 - Season 8, Episode 7: The Jeffersons

The children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, the new neighbor in town and Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him best.
Episode 117 - Season 20, Episode 5: Douche and a Danish

Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.
Episode 118 - Season 8, Episode 8: Douche and Turd

A PETA protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.
Episode 118 - Season 20, Episode 6: Fort Collins

An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
Episode 119 - Season 8, Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

In order to save South Park Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall-Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Episode 119 - Season 20, Episode 7: Oh Jeez

Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Episode 120 - Season 8, Episode 10: Preschool

The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Episode 120 - Season 20, Episode 8: Members Only

The new President-elect pays a visit to his hometown.
Episode 121 - Season 20, Episode 9: Not Funny

Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
Episode 121 - Season 8, Episode 11: Quest for Ratings

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
Episode 122 - Season 20, Episode 10: The End of Serialization As We Know It

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
Episode 122 - Season 8, Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a whore-off.
Episode 123 - Season 8, Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift

After sustaining a severe head injury Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.
Episode 124 - Season 8, Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas

Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior only to find out that they serve Satan.
Episode 125 - Season 9, Episode 1: Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he's always wanted a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren't good at basketball.
Episode 126 - Season 9, Episode 2: Die Hippie Die

When hippie drum circles start popping up in people's attics and backyards the citizens of South Park have no choice but to turn to Eric Cartman for help. In the onslaught of Hippie Jam Fest 2005, Cartman faces one of his greatest challenges yet to rid the world of Hippies once and for all.
Episode 127 - Season 9, Episode 3: Wing

Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny find out that as talent agents they can bank 10% of their client's earnings. They pool all their resources to set up shop and impress their first client only to have another agency steal him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on a very special talent and launch her on a new reality show.
Episode 128 - Season 9, Episode 4: Best Friends Forever

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with the injustice of it all.  When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.
Episode 129 - Season 9, Episode 5: The Losing Edge

The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is they keep winning. After making it to the state baseball championships the boys of South Park decide to save the rest of their summer by throwing the game. They soon find out the opposing team is much better at losing than they are.
Episode 130 - Season 9, Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman is sure he's dead and Butters is sure Eric Cartman's ghost is haunting him. Together they attempt to make amends to all the people Cartman has wronged over the years.
Episode 131 - Season 9, Episode 7: Erection Day

The South Park Elementary School Talent Show is coming up and Jimmy can't wait to perform his comedy routine. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy's noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. He can't get up in front of the entire school in an excited state so Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.
Episode 132 - Season 9, Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A Global Warming State of Emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault.
Episode 133 - Season 9, Episode 9: Marjorine

Cartman believes the 4th grade girls are in possession of a fortune-telling device. When they get together for a sleepover, it's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Episode 134 - Season 9, Episode 10: Follow That Egg

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. In an effort to thwart Slave's plans, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Episode 135 - Season 9, Episode 11: Ginger Kids

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Episode 136 - Season 9, Episode 12: Trapped In the Closet

Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them. A prominent Hollywood actor also shows up looking for Stan's approval. When Stan criticizes his work, the A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out.
Episode 137 - Season 9, Episode 13: Free Willzyx

The boys try to help a talking whale get to space. After stealing the whale from the new Denver Sea Park, they are turned down by the Russian and Chinese space programs. As a last resort, they head to Tijuana where they find that MASA (Mexican Aeronutica y Spacia Administraci) will take their whale to the moon for $200.
Episode 138 - Season 9, Episode 14: Bloody Mary

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.
Episode 139 - Season 10, Episode 1: The Return of Chef

Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However when he begins to express an interest in molesting children the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.
Episode 140 - Season 10, Episode 2: Smug Alert!

Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Episode 141 - Season 10, Episode 3: Cartoon Wars, Pt. 1

An inflammatory episode of popular cartoon Family Guy causes a feud between Cartman and Kyle while the rest of America valiantly buries its head in the sand (pt 1 of 2).
Episode 142 - Season 10, Episode 4: Cartoon Wars, Pt. 2

Leaving Kyle injured on the roadside Cartman races to network headquarters determined to put an end to Family Guy once and for all (pt 2 of 2).
Episode 143 - Season 10, Episode 5: A Million Little Fibers

Towelie's memoir is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Episode 144 - Season 10, Episode 6: Manbearpig

A certain super cereal ex-Vice President gets the boys trapped in a cave and Cartman goes mad with treasure lust.
Episode 145 - Season 10, Episode 7: Tsst

When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore she gets help from the Dog Whisperer but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Episode 146 - Season 10, Episode 8: Make Love Not Warcraft

The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Episode 147 - Season 10, Episode 9: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Episode 148 - Season 10, Episode 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

When a South Park elementary school teacher spreads her illicit affair with a student into the sacred school hallway, Eric “The Hall Monitor Dawg” Cartman takes it personally.
Episode 149 - Season 10, Episode 11: Hell on Earth 2006

Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever but unfortunately the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.
Episode 150 - Season 10, Episode 12: Go God Go

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future to arrive at the precise release date of the newest, hottest game goes horribly wrong.
Episode 151 - Season 10, Episode 13: Go God Go XII

After a freak time travel accident, Cartman awakens over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and very angry sea otters.
Episode 152 - Season 10, Episode 14: Stanley's Cup

Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom: he's got no job, no bicycle, and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.


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