The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5 Episodes

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Season 5 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Coast to Coast Big Mouth

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.
Episode 2 - A Farewell to Writing

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.
Episode 3 - Uhny Uftz

While suffering from exhaustion at the office, Rob sees a flying saucer and nobody believes him.
Episode 4 - The Ugliest Dog in the World

Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.
Episode 5 - No Rice at My Wedding

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.
Episode 6 - Draw Me a Pear

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.
Episode 7 - The Great Petrie Fortune

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.
Episode 8 - Odd But True

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Episode 9 - Viva Petrie

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.
Episode 10 - Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

School officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.
Episode 11 - Body and Sol

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.
Episode 12 - See Rob Write, Write Rob Write

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.
Episode 13 - You're Under Arrest

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.
Episode 14 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.
Episode 15 - Who Stole My Watch?

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.
Episode 16 - I Do Not Choose to Run

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.
Episode 17 - The Making of a Councilman

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.
Episode 18 - The Curse of the Petrie People

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.
Episode 19 - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.
Episode 20 - Remember the Alimony

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.
Episode 21 - Dear Sally Rogers

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.
Episode 22 - Buddy Sorrell: Man and Boy

Buddy's nervous behaviour, testiness and evasive lying lead Rob and Sal to think he's seeing a psychiatrist, or worse, cheating on Pickles.
Episode 23 - Bad Reception in Albany

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.
Episode 24 - Talk to the Snail

When Rob, Sally and Buddy find a network memo to Alan Brady saying he must fire one writer they seek a new gig together.
Episode 25 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

A film crew takes over the Petrie house during Mille and Jerry's wedding anniversary party for an Alan Brady documentary.
Episode 26 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.
Episode 27 - The Man From My Uncle

Having G-men use their house brings out the little boy in Rob, who eagerly wants to insinuate himself in the spy game.
Episode 28 - You Ought to Be in Pictures

Rob gets an opportunity to do a featured part in a movie, kissing a stunningly attractive woman, while Laura watches.
Episode 29 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbours.
Episode 30 - Long Night's Journey Into Day

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.
Episode 31 - The Gunslinger

While anesthetized in Jerry's dentist's chair for a tooth extraction, Rob dreams he's a sheriff in the Old West.
Episode 32 - The Last Chapter

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.


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