Two and a Half Men TV Listings
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Pilot Episode — Two and a Half Men
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
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Big Flappy Bastards — Two and a Half Men
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell — Two and a Half Men
Jake wants to go home to his mother after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap — Two and a Half Men
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
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The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up With a Hump — Two and a Half Men
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer mothers, but with two very different outcomes.
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair.
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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? — Two and a Half Men
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realises the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
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If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake — Two and a Half Men
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake.
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful — Two and a Half Men
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
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Mon 8Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair — Two and a Half Men
Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair.
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Mon 8That's Why They Call It Ball Room — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
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Mon 8That's Why They Call It Ball Room — Two and a Half Men
Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail — Two and a Half Men
Jake sneaks out to a concert that Alan told him he couldn't attend. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him.
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Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room — Two and a Half Men
An argument with Charlie prompts Alan to take Jake and move in with Evelyn.
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles? — Two and a Half Men
Charlie may have a new career as a children's singing star.
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