Black Dynamite Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
Episode 1 - Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes or Just Beat ItWhen Cream Corn saves young Michael Jackson from an assassination attempt, the pint-sized pop star finds in Corn a new best friend. But as Black Dynamite soon discovers, Jacko is far from the cute bundle of talent the world adores: he's a merciless alien force who leaves his brothers and father Joe in constant fear of a bitch slapping! And when Cream Corn too has finally had enough, Dynamite and crew step in to slap the black off Mike's face, changing music and Michael forever.
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Episode 2 - "Bullhorn Nights" or "Murder She Throats"It started as a mission to infiltrate the world of adult film in order to solve a case. But now Bullhorn may be in over his head... in bitches. Convinced he's found his true purpose (making bitches happy with his "Sweet Throat"), Bullhorn abandons crime fighting to become a celebrity porn star. It's up to Black Dynamite to extract his sidekick from the pornucopia of pleasure and convince him there's more important things in life than f*cking on film.
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Episode 3 - "Taxes and Death" or "Get Him to the Sunset Strip!"With the IRS on his case for a reported $60K and tax day fast approaching, Black Dynamite and crew experience one of their most challenging missions to date when they are hired to escort drug-addled and emotionally unstable cultural icon Richard Pryor (Eddie Griffin) to the comedy performance of his career.
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Episode 4 - "The Dark Side of the Dark Side of the Moon" or "A Crisis for Christmas"It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas? "How do you make a little Orpheen feel like he's got a mamma for at least one day out of the year?" Black Dynamite finds his answer in Little Orphan Arnold's enthusiasm for the impending lunar launch and his wish for a moon rock. But in promising to bring back a piece of the moon for the adorable little orphan, BD has his work cut out for him. With the help of a primate cosmonaut, his old rival OJ Simpson (Aries Spears), and the support of his Crew on Earth, Black Dynamite succeeds in going where no Black man has gone before.
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Episode 5 - "Panic On the Player's Ball Express" or "That's Influenza!"Every year the Player's Ball-the annual international gala gathering of Pimps-tries to top the previous years' festivities. This year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train. But with Black Dynamite stuck at home with the flu, there's no telling what might go down. Bullhorn, Honey Bee and Cream Corn are enjoying the extravaganza when Captain Kangaroo Pimp turns up dead. Now every pimp and ho is a suspect. But what the players don't know is that ex-pimp Leroy Van Nuys (Snoop Dogg) has hijacked the train! After years of failure as a pimp, he now plans to level the playing field by driving his competition off a motherf*cking bridge! BD must kick the cold and rescue his crew-and the game-before Van Nuys exacts his revenge.
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Episode 6 - "Elvis Was a Hero to Most" or "Weekend At Presley's" Aka "The Sh*t That Killed the King"When the President's plan to destroy the Black community with illegal drugs backfires, Tricky Dick unleashes his latest weapon: Special DEA agent Elvis Aaron Presley! The bloated, pillpopping, not-quite-Karate posing, King of Rock n' Roll is charged with confiscating all the drugs in the community and destroying its "ill-gotten gains."
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Episode 7 - "Apocalypse, This!" or "For the Pity of Fools" a.k.a. "Flashbacks Are Forever"Back in Vietnam, Black Dynamite's "brother from another mother," LAWRENCE TUREAUD (Aries Spears) was a force to be reckoned with. That is until the US pulled out and left the man for dead. Now it turns out he's alive and cannibalizing the locals-literally slow-roasting them with his own brand of BBQ sauce. BD and Crew agree to return to 'Nam to track down Tureaud and set him straight-before the US Special Forces do. Pity the fool who will try to stop them!
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Episode 8 - "Honky Kong" or "White Apes Can't Hump"If Calgon can't take Honey Bee away, a giant albino gorilla can! The grind of running the Whorephanage has finally taken its toll on Honey Bee. To cheer her up, Black Dynamite takes her to the circus where she finds a most unlikely admirer in the main attraction: a giant albino ape named Honky Kong! Inflamed, the beast kidnaps Bee and takes her to the top of Watts Towers, where neither the old-ass Tuskegee Airmen, nor Black Dynamite's trademark kung fu are enough to rescue her. Kong dives into the ocean and swims away with Bee!
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Episode 9 - "The Race War" or "Big Black Cannon, Balls Run!"Black Dynamite's non-white arch nemesis, Fiendish Dr. Wu. has stolen an experimental supply of Menthol X-a super addictive mind-control additive-and sold it to the Notorious Big Tobacco Company! But even more sinister is his plan to covertly transport it across country in The Race War, a stock car race that pits all the world's races against one another to determine which race is the most superior one of all. Racing for the Black race is Black Dynamite, driving his former C.I.A. super car, Eartha Kitt, who may have an agenda of her own.
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Episode 10 - "Seed of Kurtis" a.k.a. "Father Is Just Another Word for Motherf*cker"The Reverend DADDY DYNAMITE (Clifton Powell) left Black Dynamite when he was just a little 8-year old children. But now he's back in the Community preaching a new kind of revivalism, and BD... couldn't be happier? Despite protests from the Crew, BD opens up the doors of the Whorephanage to his father and the two enjoy catching up until Daddy D convinces his flock to donate all of their material possessions-to him! "Exploiting the Community's sins is just not Black Dynamite's style." BD cuts his dad off. For good.
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Episode 11 - The PilotOur ass-kickin-friend-of-the-community, Black Dynamite, takes on his childhood mentor and surrogate father: That Frog Kurtis, a Puppet TV educator turned super villain!
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