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Season 1 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Keep On Truckin’

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

Episode 1 - Season 1, Episode 1: Keep on Truckin'

A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.

Episode 2 - Tangled Up in Blue

Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue (Juliette Lewis), at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer.

Episode 2 - Season 1, Episode 2: Tangled Up in Blue

Episode 3 - Season 1, Episode 3: There Won't Be Blood

It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't.

Episode 3 - There Won't Be Blood

Episode 4 - Season 1, Episode 4: The Separation of Church and Dan

Geena learns that D.J. hasn't been taking Mary to church while she's been away, so insists they go as a family to uphold her traditional values. To make matters worse, Mary refuses to attend without her cousins Harris and Mark, leaving D.J. in the last situation he wants to be in - at the mercy of Darlene. Meanwhile, Mark's attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his school project goes south when Jackie volunteers to help.

Episode 4 - The Separation of Church and Dan

Episode 5 - Miracles

A family member drops a life-changing announcement; Dan suspects that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal about her drinking; Darlene continues her job search; Jackie offers English lessons to a needful La Casita Bonita busboy.

Episode 5 - Season 1, Episode 5: Miracles

Episode 6 - One Flew Over the Conner's Nest

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job.

Episode 6 - Season 1, Episode 6: One Flew Over the Conner's Nest

Episode 7 - Hold the Salt

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Elsewhere, Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists, while Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source.

Episode 7 - Season 1, Episode 7: Hold the Salt

Episode 8 - Season 1, Episode 8: O Sister Where Art Thou

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend.

Episode 8 - O Sister, Where Art Thou

Episode 9 - Season 1, Episode 9: Rage Against the Machine

When Dan gets injured on the job covering D.J.'s vending machine route, the choice to sue the company could lead to D.J. getting fired. Meanwhile, Jackie is appalled when Becky seeks life coaching from her nemesis.

Episode 9 - Rage Against the Machine

Episode 10 - Season 1, Episode 10: Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

When Ben offers Mark free piano lessons, Darlene finds this as an opportunity to test his parenting skills. Meanwhile, Jackie throws Becky a baby shower, and Emilio continues his efforts to be part of the baby's life.

Episode 10 - Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher

Episode 11 - Season 1, Episode 11: We Continue to Truck

As Darlene grapples with a life-changing offer from Ben, an unexpected conversation with David turns her world even more upside down. Relationship problems lead Jackie to the bottom of the bottle at the last place she remembers being truly happy. Becky's hopes of a happily ever after with Emilio are jeopardized when Dan delivers alarming news.

Episode 11 - We Continue to Truck

Episode 12 - Season 2, Episode 1: Preemies, Weed and Infidelity

In the wake of Emilio's deportation, Jackie steps into the role of a paternal figure and creates a birth plan for Becky; Darlene is tangled in a complex love triangle with David and Ben; Harris is caught up in a problem of her own.

Episode 13 - A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Darlene struggles to decide between David and Ben; Becky begins to doubt herself as a mom; Mark gets in trouble at school when a picture of him and his boyfriend kissing goes viral.

Episode 14 - Season 2, Episode 3: The Preemie Monologues

Harris is forced to confront Darlene about her lifestyle; Jackie involves herself in other people's problems to avoid confronting her own; Becky is overwhelmed by the costs of raising a baby, so her family steps in to help.

Episode 15 - Season 2, Episode 4: Lanford...Lanford

Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism; Darlene finally nears a decision between David and Ben; Harris' new friend, Odessa, means trouble.

Episode 16 - Season 2, Episode 5: Nightmare on Lunchbox Street

Halloween brings nothing but horror for Jackie after she uncovers a shocking secret when trying to reopen the Lunch Box; Mary gets upset when a woman assumes she is adopted; Darlene continues to deal with her complicated love life.

Episode 17 - Season 2, Episode 6: Tempest in a Stew Pot

Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three. Meanwhile, Dan bans Odessa from the house, causing a rift with Harris; and Mark makes extensive Thanksgiving plans that may inevitably fall apart.

Episode 18 - Season 2, Episode 7: Slappy Holidays

Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner; mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house; Harris makes an unexpected move.

Episode 19 - Season 2, Episode 8: Lanford Toilet of Sin

Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together; Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita; Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris.

Episode 20 - Season 2, Episode 9: Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday; Darlene faces another issue; Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louis.

Episode 21 - Season 2, Episode 10: Throwing a Christian to a Bear

The Conners struggle to accept Becky's new boyfriend, a Green Bay Packers fan; Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family's die-hard loyalty to the Bears; Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine.

Episode 22 - Season 2, Episode 11: Mud Turtles a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub

Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend, a supplier, is taking advantage of them; Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer; Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation.

Episode 23 - Season 2, Episode 12: Live From Lanford

The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote; Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan's complicated relationship.

Episode 24 - Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns

Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on; Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fever; Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef who suffers an accident.

Episode 25 - Bad Dads and Grads

Dan starts to bond with his younger half brother, but he can't get over the fact that their father paid for Ed Jr.'s college education, something he refused to do for Dan; Jackie hits it off with a fun married couple.

Episode 26 - Beards, Thrupples and Robots

Darlene, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse; Jackie decides to take her "thrupple" relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level; Ben shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers.

Episode 27 - Season 2, Episode 16: Tats and Tias

Newly-unemployed Harris is depressed and has moved back into the house; Becky struggles to find affordable childcare and Jackie suggests that she reach out to Emilio's family for support; the family contemplates tattoos.

Episode 28 - Season 2, Episode 17: The Icewoman Cometh

Back from Arizona, Bev announces that she wants to use her finances to spread happiness; when she offers to fund Mark's tuition to a prestigious coding camp, Darlene tries to convince her to give the money to Harris instead.

Episode 29 - Season 2, Episode 18: Pilot Lights & Sister Fights

Dan is finally ready to share his feelings with Louise; Darlene realizes how badly she wants a baby; Ben gets caught up playing handyman and babysitter for Becky, which causes him to miss an important meeting.

Episode 30 - Season 2, Episode 19: CPAPs Hickeys and Biscuits

Dan and Louise take their relationship to the next level and come to appreciate the complexities of aging; Darlene spends the night in jail and leaves parenting duties to Ben; Mark and a friend's class experiment leaves them with hickeys.

Episode 31 - Season 2, Episode 20: Bridge Over Troubled Conners

Darlene and Ben go apartment hunting; Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on a road trip to Mexico to meet her father for the first time; Dan reluctantly shares his financial troubles with Louise.

Episode 32 - Season 3, Episode 1: Keep on Truckin' Six Feet Apart

The Conners are dealing with the pandemic and life's financial troubles; the Lunch Box is closed for everything but takeout and delivery; Becky and Darlene are both forced to search for additional income at the newly reopened Wellman Plastics plant.

Episode 33 - Season 3, Episode 2: Halloween and the Election vs. The Pandemic

Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience; Mark goes toe-to-toe with a kid at school who doesn't believe in wearing a mask.

Episode 34 - Season 3, Episode 3: Plastic Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette

Darlene isolates herself from her co-workers at Wellman Plastics, leaving them with the impression she is an elitist snob; Louise decides to teach Harris an expensive life lesson; Jackie is determined to keep the restaurant running.

Episode 35 - Season 3, Episode 4: Birthdays Babies and Emotional Support Chickens

It's Beverly Rose's first birthday -- but it's not all cake and candles -- when Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of party they should have; Jackie is introduced to someone who wants to be more than friends.

Episode 36 - Season 3, Episode 5: Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery

Darlene's friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics lands her in an awkward situation; Louise's brother tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.

Episode 37 - Season 3, Episode 6: Protest Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest

Harris's job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family; Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realise the company is instituting supervised drug testing.

Episode 38 - Season 3, Episode 7: A Cold Mom a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby

Ben's mom arrives after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past; Becky and Emilio spend more time together.

Episode 39 - Season 3, Episode 8: Young Love Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas

Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions; Becky and Ben's attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama.

Episode 40 - Season 3, Episode 9: Promotions Podcasts and Magic Tea

Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics, while Ben decides on a new career path; Jackie tries an herbal tea, and it leads to an emotional revelation.

Episode 41 - Season 3, Episode 10: Who Are Bosses Boats and Eckhart Tolle?

Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift; Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful; Jackie is laser-focused on her dream of being a contestant on "Jeopardy!"

Episode 42 - Season 3, Episode 11: Panic Attacks Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass

Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job; Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don't always agree on how to run the business.

Episode 43 - Season 3, Episode 12: A Stomach Ache a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake

Mark is convinced he has COVID-19; Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh, who has been 'ghosting' Harris; when Jackie visits Roseanne's grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.

Episode 44 - Season 3, Episode 13: Walden Pond a Staycation and the Axis Powers

Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. When Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.

Episode 45 - Season 3, Episode 14: Money Booze and Lies

Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him; Dan questions his position at the hardware store, leading to a massive fight between him and Ben.

Episode 46 - Season 3, Episode 15: An Old Dog New Tricks and a Ticket to Ride

Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter; Dan decides to foster an elderly dog.

Episode 47 - Season 3, Episode 16: A Fast Car, a Sudden Loss and a Slow Decline

Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners family comes together to help someone close to them.

Episode 48 - Season 3, Episode 17: Regrets Rehabs and Realtors

Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty; Darlene welcomes a new employee to Wellman Plastics.

Episode 49 - Season 3, Episode 18: Cheating Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads

Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan backfires.

Episode 50 - Season 3, Episode 19: Jeoparde Sobriete and Infidelite

Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb; Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark's class.

Episode 51 - Season 3, Episode 20: Two Proposals a Homecoming and a Bear

Two proposals bring big changes to the Conner family; Jackie uses her Jeopardy infamy to her advantage.

Episode 52 - Season 4, Episode 1: Trucking Live in Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience

The Conners continue to deal with the pandemic while navigating breakups and newfound sobriety, all while planning an upcoming wedding.

Episode 53 - Season 4, Episode 2: Education Corruption and Damnation

After Ben declines Darlene's proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life. This prompts her to start a journey of self-discovery, which leads to Pastor Phil.

Episode 54 - Season 4, Episode 3: Sober Sex Plastic Silverware and Losing My Religion

Part of Becky's recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with a former high school friend; Darlene visits with Pastor Phil; Louise continues planning her wedding.

Episode 55 - Season 4, Episode 4: The Wedding of Dan and Louise

It's Dan and Louise's wedding day, but it's a far-from-perfect walk down the aisle, especially when a weather report forecasts that a tornado is headed for Lanford creating chaos and surprises.

Episode 56 - Season 4, Episode 5: Peter Pan the Backup Plan Adventures in Babysitting and a River Runs Through It

The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon; Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world.

Episode 57 - Season 4, Episode 6: Young Love Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It

Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school; Mark turns to Ben for personal advice; Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.

Episode 58 - Season 4, Episode 7: Let's All Push Our Hands Together for the Stew Train and the Conners Furniture

When Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers at The Lunch Box, it's anything but smooth service; Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things.

Episode 59 - Season 4, Episode 8: Yard Sale Phone Fail and a College Betrayal

As Louise starts to move into the Conner home, Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married; he soon finds parting with the furniture harder than he thought it would be.

Episode 60 - Season 4, Episode 9: Three Exes Role Playing and a Waterbed

Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store, where they run into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game; Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road; Jackie meets Logan's mom.

Episode 61 - Season 4, Episode 10: Spills Pills and the Midnight Lasagna

The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes Dean's List at his new magnet school; Jackie continues to navigate her relationship with Neville.

Episode 62 - Season 4, Episode 11: Patriarchs and Goddesses

Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben; Dan offers to talk with Aldo's dad when he doesn't approve of Harris and Aldo's relationship.

Episode 63 - Season 4, Episode 12: Hot for Teacher and Writing a Wrong

Mark returns to public school and finds it hard to fit in; Darlene isn't happy when she finds out what Mark's doing to make extra cash for college; Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.

Episode 64 - Season 4, Episode 13: Sex Lies and House Hunting

Darlene falls in love with a house she's looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she's part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner.

Episode 65 - Season 4, Episode 14: Triggered

The family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.

Episode 66 - Season 4, Episode 15: Messy Situation Miscommunication and Academic Probation

When Becky outs her relationship with Professor Davis, it's his erratic behavior that sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship; Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.

Episode 67 - Season 4, Episode 16: Gas Pump House Dump and Stew Volcano

Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

Episode 68 - Season 4, Episode 17: Big Negotiations and Broken Expectation

Dan enlists the help of a few friends for the funeral-home remodel; Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time benefits everyone but her; Robin and Darlene take a career risk that might not pay off the way they expect.

Episode 69 - Season 4, Episode 18: The Best Laid Plans a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.

Episode 70 - Season 4, Episode 19: Three Ring Circus

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville and Jackie, and Aldo and Harris, share their own very similar news.

Episode 71 - Season 4, Episode 20: A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room…

The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page.

Episode 72 - Season 5, Episode 1: Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double

In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a waterpark.

Episode 73 - Season 5, Episode 2: Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

Episode 74 - Season 5, Episode 3: Driving Dating and Deceit

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

Episode 75 - Season 5, Episode 4: Parent Traps and Heart Attacks

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

Episode 76 - Season 5, Episode 5: A Little Weed and a Bad Seed

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.

Episode 77 - Season 5, Episode 6: Book Bands and Guillotine Hands

Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.

Episode 78 - Season 5, Episode 7: Take This Job and Shove It Twice

Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be. When Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.

Episode 79 - Season 5, Episode 8: Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries

Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.

Episode 80 - Season 5, Episode 9: Crumbs and Couch Surfers

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

Episode 81 - Season 5, Episode 10: The Dog Days of Christmas

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

Episode 82 - Season 5, Episode 11: Two More Years and a Stolen Rose

The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.

Episode 83 - Season 5, Episode 12: Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past

Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.

Episode 84 - Season 5, Episode 13: New Pipes and Old Secrets

Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.

Episode 85 - Season 5, Episode 14: Adding Insult to Injury

Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.

Episode 86 - Season 5, Episode 15: Possums Pregnancy and Patriarchy

Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.

Episode 87 - Season 5, Episode 16: Hiding In and Moving Out

Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.

Episode 88 - Season 5, Episode 17: The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler

Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

Episode 89 - Season 5, Episode 18: Road Trip and Guilt Trip

Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.

Episode 90 - Season 5, Episode 19: Text Thread and the Marital Bed

Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.

Episode 91 - Season 5, Episode 20: What's So Funny About Peas Love and Understanding?

Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.

Episode 92 - Season 5, Episode 21: Dating Drinking and Grifter Logic

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.

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