The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5 Episodes

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Season 5 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Coast to Coast Big Mouth

While on a nationally televised talk show, Laura accidentally reveals that Alan Brady is wearing a toupee.
Episode 4 - The Ugliest Dog in the World

Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly dog from the pound after using it in studio for a dog sketch.
Episode 5 - No Rice at My Wedding

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.
Episode 6 - Draw Me a Pear

Laura regrets enrolling Rob into art lessons after the teacher appears to show an interest in him.
Episode 7 - The Great Petrie Fortune

Rob's dreams of inheriting his great uncle's fortune are dashed when he receives an old roll-top desk.
Episode 8 - Odd But True

When Freddie Helper connects the freckles on Rob's back with a marker, an interesting picture appears.
Episode 10 - Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

When Ritchie tells his friends a few stories about human reproduction, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.
Episode 11 - Body and Sol

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.
Episode 12 - See Rob Write, Write Rob Write

Rob and Laura clash over which of them is the better writer of a children's story.
Episode 13 - You're Under Arrest

After getting into a fight with Laura, Rob heads to the bar but winds up getting questioned by police when a woman gets injured.
Episode 14 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture and a pregnant wife.
Episode 15 - Who Stole My Watch?

Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at his birthday party. But when the watch goes missing, Rob concludes that one of his friends may be a thief.
Episode 18 - The Curse of the Petrie People

Rob's parents gift a Petrie family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.
Episode 25 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

A film crew takes over the Petrie house during Mille and Jerry's wedding anniversary party for an Alan Brady documentary.
Episode 26 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

The "Alan Brady" writing staff realizes they've sent Alan their latest script without first removing their insults against him.
Episode 27 - The Man from My Uncle

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance.
Episode 28 - You Ought to Be in Pictures

Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be a terrible on-screen lover.
Episode 29 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.
Episode 30 - Long Night's Journey Into Day

Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.
Episode 31 - The Gunslinger

While anesthetized in Jerry's dentist's chair for a tooth extraction, Rob dreams he's a sheriff in the Old West.


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