The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show Season 5 Episodes

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Season 5 Episode Guide

Episode 1 - Coast to Coast Big Mouth

While on a nationally televised talk show, Laura accidentally reveals that Alan Brady is wearing a toupee.

     

Episode 2 - A Farewell to Writing

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

     

Episode 3 - Uhny Uftz

Rob sees a flying saucer but nobody believes him.

     

Episode 4 - The Ugliest Dog in the World

Rob and Laura try to find a permanent home for an ugly dog from the pound after using it in studio for a dog sketch.

     

Episode 5 - No Rice at My Wedding

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days, when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

     

Episode 6 - Draw Me a Pear

Laura regrets enrolling Rob into art lessons after the teacher appears to show an interest in him.

     

Episode 7 - The Great Petrie Fortune

Rob's dreams of inheriting his great uncle's fortune are dashed when he receives an old roll-top desk.

     

Episode 8 - Odd But True

When Freddie Helper connects the freckles on Rob's back with a marker, an interesting picture appears.

     

Episode 9 - Viva Petrie

The Petries wonder if they're being duped when former maid Maria sends her matador boyfriend to work for them.

     

Episode 10 - Go Tell the Birds and the Bees

When Ritchie tells his friends a few stories about human reproduction, his parents wind up in the school psychologist's office.

     

Episode 11 - Body and Sol

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of the Army camp.

     

Episode 12 - See Rob Write, Write Rob Write

Rob and Laura clash over which of them is the better writer of a children's story.

     

Episode 13 - You're Under Arrest

After getting into a fight with Laura, Rob heads to the bar but winds up getting questioned by police when a woman gets injured.

     

Episode 14 - Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work

Rob recalls the time he was out of work with a new home, no furniture and a pregnant wife.

     

Episode 15 - Who Stole My Watch?

Laura gives Rob an expensive watch at his birthday party. But when the watch goes missing, Rob concludes that one of his friends may be a thief.

     

Episode 16 - I Do Not Choose to Run

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

     

Episode 17 - The Making of a Councilman

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his brainy opponent.

     

Episode 18 - The Curse of the Petrie People

Rob's parents gift a Petrie family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally drops it in the garbage disposal.

     

Episode 19 - The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart

When Mel Cooley takes Rob's advice and stands up to Alan Brady, he is promptly fired.

     

Episode 20 - Remember the Alimony

After Ritchie discovers a secret document of Rob and Laura's, they are forced to reveal their divorce papers issued by Mexico.

     

Episode 21 - Dear Sally Rogers

Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show and is flooded with fan mail.

     

Episode 22 - Buddy Sorrell: Man and Boy

Buddy's behavior leads Rob and Sal to believe he's seeing a psychiatrist or having an affair.

     

Episode 23 - Bad Reception in Albany

Rob has to find a television set to watch a TV show for Alan Brady while attending an out-of-town wedding party with Laura.

     

Episode 24 - Talk to the Snail

When Rob, Sally and Buddy learn that Alan Brady is cutting down his writing staff, the trio seek a new gig together.

     

Episode 25 - A Day in the Life of Alan Brady

A film crew takes over the Petrie house during Mille and Jerry's wedding anniversary party for an Alan Brady documentary.

     

Episode 26 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.

The "Alan Brady" writing staff realizes they've sent Alan their latest script without first removing their insults against him.

     

Episode 27 - The Man from My Uncle

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents put a neighbor's home under surveillance.

     

Episode 28 - You Ought to Be in Pictures

Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be a terrible on-screen lover.

     

Episode 29 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie Helper's jealousy of their new neighbors.

     

Episode 30 - Long Night's Journey Into Day

Laura and Millie spend a harrowing night alone when Rob and Jerry go off on a fishing trip.

     

Episode 31 - The Gunslinger

While anesthetized in Jerry's dentist's chair for a tooth extraction, Rob dreams he's a sheriff in the Old West.

     

Episode 32 - The Last Chapter

After five years of struggle, Rob finally finishes his first book.

  



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