Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
Episode 1 - New Semesters / ElectivesNed seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass, but first he needs Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look. Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get an easy "A".
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Episode 2 - Pep Rallies / LunchNed becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies. Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch. Moze tries to figure out why Suzie won't hang with her at Lunch while Cookie tries to avoid Lunch Lady's scary predictions.
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Episode 3 - School Clubs / Video ProjectsNed and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club, while Moze and Suzy compete to be the best in every club and Cookie starts his own club.
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Episode 4 - Notebooks / MathNed and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math.
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Episode 5 - Valentine's Day / School WebsitesNed gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie. Moze and Cookie get the most valentines roses and instantly become the hottest kids in school. The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things. Ned and Moze help Cookie shut down the website before Sweeney gives them all detention for life.
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Episode 6 - Your Body / ProcrastinationUnhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger which lands him in a weight "lift-off" against Loomer. And while Moze deals with being too tall, Cookie improves the human body by creating his own exoskeleton like the Lobster and Armadillo. Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time. Lisa Zemo hacks into Cookie's Procrastination Alert Link which urges him to spend more time with her.
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Episode 7 - Vice Principals / MondaysWhen an electric sander is found destroyed in woodshop, VP Crubbs quickly jumps on the case to find Polk's notorious Sander-Smasher and Ned, Moze and Cookie are his top suspects. Ned and Moze try to come up with great tips to beat the Monday morning blues, including "Monkey" and "Mega-phone" Mondays while Cookie helps Gordy stay awake on Mondays so he doesn't get fired.
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Episode 8 - Gross Biology Dissection / Upper ClassmenWhen Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie lies and tells a girl he's in the 8th grade to impress her while Upper-class super-student Jock Bitterman asks Moze on a date. Ned is torn between his enthusiastic dissection lab partner Moze, and working with Suzie Crabgrass's "say no" to dissection campaign. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.
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Episode 9 - Dares / Bad HabitsNed is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours and Cookie and Loomer compete to be called "The King of Dares" by jumping over a shark on a bike. Ned says yes to everything, Moze is a trash-talking potty mouth, and Cookie is a computer junk pack rat, so together the gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.
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Episode 10 - Substitute Teachers / The New KidNed helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher, while Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub. Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, adapt to her new school. Moze helps Gordy compete against a new more energetic janitor while Cookie pretends to be a new kid from England when he's moved up to 8th grade English class.
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Episode 11 - Nicknames / ShynessTired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick. Moze, meanwhile, hates her nickname and wants everyone to start calling her Jennifer and Cookie has the answer with his new nicknaming software. Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness while Cookie helps other shy kids gain "Cookie Confidence" through his one day shy buster seminar.
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Episode 12 - Asking Someone Out / RecyclingNed sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him while Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy, and Moze has a hard time getting Seth to understand she's asking him out. Ned, Moze, Cookie, and entire school body compete to collect the most recyclables to win a new Mountain bike.
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Episode 13 - Spirit Week / ClothesNed gets in an all out battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get stuck with the spirit stick and must not let it touch the ground all week. Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a uni-sex school uniform that will end fashion as we know it.
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Episode 14 - Secrets / School Car WashNed and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent. Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie. Moze learns Seth's secret that might get him kicked off the basketball team.
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Episode 15 - April's Fools Day / ExcusesNed, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth, but he thinks it's a prank. When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse. Moze uses the "sick granny" excuse to get out of a date with Seth and pretty Vanessa uses the same excuse on Cookie.
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Episode 16 - Science Fair / Study HallNed, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. Cookie tries to win Vanessa back by showing her grandmother what a great student he is. While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa and Moze must use the time to wear an embarrassing traction harness from a volleyball injury.
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Episode 17 - Yearbook / Career WeekNed tries to win "Best Smile" in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Moze has to raise money fast or the yearbook will stink while Cookie tries to sneak photos of himself into the book. Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned wants to be anything but. Cookie decides he wants to be a mega sports agent and signs Moze as his first superstar client.
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Episode 18 - Failing / TutorsNed is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets her first "F" ever and panics while Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose to avoid advancing to High School. Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school. Moze gets into some tutor trouble by having a bunch of sixth graders fall in love with her. Cookie is paired up with the nastiest "tooter" of all for his final Social Studies project.
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Episode 19 - Double Dating / Last Day of SchoolFor the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie meanwhile takes Lisa and Vanessa to the dance and must keep them separated. Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss". Cookie, cleaning out his locker, accidentally unleashes his tunnel-battle-bot that goes crazy in the halls.
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