Hot in Cleveland Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
Episode 1 - Elka's ChoiceAfter her allegedly dead husband Bobby interrupts her wedding, Elka must choose between him, Max & Fred. Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy...on national television.
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Episode 2 - BeardsVictoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise and brings Melanie, Joy and Elka with her. On the cruise, Melanie runs into her estranged sister.
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Episode 3 - Funeral CrashersWhen the drycleaners lose Melanie's favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts.
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Episode 4 - Happy FatThe neighborhood woman, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a younger man and does whatever it take to keep up with him.
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Episode 5 - One Thing or a MotherElka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh. Joy dates a doctor of indeterminate age but she fears he's ancient.
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Episode 6 - How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?While waiting in line for a restroom at Browns Stadium, the girls tell Elka the tragic story of how they all met.
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Episode 7 - Two Girls and a RhinoWhile Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So they have to sleep there. Melanie and Victoria try to pick up guy. Melanie picks up a senator. But later fears the man's a perv when he texts her a racy photo. And Victoria picks up a guy whom she later learns is a janitor.
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Episode 8 - God and FootballElka and Joy's CT scans get mixed up. Victoria donates blood as a publicity stunt and wakes up thinking Elka is God. Melanie takes a liking to the Browns' kicker who knocked her flat.
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Episode 9 - Love Is BlindElka fixes Joy up with a young blind guy but neglects to tell her he's blind. Victoria's daughter Emmy brings home her whipped fiancé.
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Episode 10 - Life with LucciVictoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
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Episode 11 - I'm with the BandWhen Victoria's rocker boy friend dumps her she tries to make him jealous by hanging with is ex partner, who her boyfriend hates, in the middle of a charity rock concert. It doesn't help that she takes along Elke, Melanie and Joy who each get into trouble.
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Episode 12 - Lost LovesThe girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left her at the altar. But when she and Elka get stuck in an elevator on her way to meet him, they run into Max whom Elka misses. And Melanie contacts the first guy had a crush on but finds he's not available.
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Episode 13 - Tangled WebAfter Joy struck out at meeting the man who left her at the altar and when Victoria bails out on her ex, the girls decide to go to a cabin for a rest. Melanie invites the guy she met, Casey to join them not knowing he's the guy Joy was looking for. When he arrives Joy recognizes him and says that he now goes by his initials K.C.
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Episode 14 - Hot & HeavyVictoria hopes to one up her co-anchor Colin with an award winning expose.
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Episode 15 - Rubber BallThe girls try to join a club and as per the club's rules, they need to be sponsored by a member. So they attend a ball and Victoria spruces herself up with some expensive jewelry she rented and when a wealthy member takes a liking to her, he introduces her to his parents and she loses one of her earrings in his mother's bosom. Joy runs into Colin who's marrying his fiancé because she is rich.
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Episode 16 - Everything Goes Better with VampiresEach of the girls becomes infuriated by their guest in the house but the police lock-down the neighborhood forcing each couple to deal with their strained relationship.
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Episode 17 - Claus, Tails & High-Pitched Males: Birthdates 3The gals try again to fix each other up for their "birth dates" with the usual odd results.
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Episode 18 - Cruel ShoesThe girls model Victoria's new line of shoes in Cleveland's Walk & Roll fashion show. Elka comes along to see Mr. Jeff's new track suit line. Joy considers a long term relationship with a man with mere months to live.
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Episode 19 - Bye George, I Think He's Got It!Joy prepares to marry her not long to live boy friend.
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Episode 20 - The Gateway FriendThe girls will go to any length to keep their Botox dealer but all attempts backfire.
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Episode 21 - Some Like it HotGo behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers all from the third season of the hit sitcom.
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Episode 22 - Storage WarsThe girls go to a storage locker auction. While there someone recognizes Victoria from her commercial which thought would not be shown in the country and she feels humiliated. They buy the contents of a locker. And what they find is a letter which they think was written by Lincoln wherein he admits to an indiscretion.
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Episode 23 - What's Behind the DoorVictoria persuades her costar/writer to resurrect their soap opera as an app.
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Episode 24 - Blow OutsMelanie tries to keep her new salon a secret from Joy and Victoria so they don't ruin it for her.
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