16 SEP
03:29 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Phone Message

GO

After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

16 SEP
03:58 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Apartment

GO

When the apartment above his becomes vacant, Jerry convinces the apartment managers to give it to Elaine. However, realizing she will be able to track his every move, Jerry has second thoughts about having Elaine as a neighbour.

16 SEP
07:33 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Statue

GO

Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

16 SEP
08:01 pm
Tuesday

Seinfeld

The Revenge

GO

George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

17 SEP
11:02 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Heart Attack

GO

George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

17 SEP
11:32 pm
Wednesday

Seinfeld

The Deal

GO

After being invited to a party on Long Island, George asks Jerry to come along. Jerry agrees only after George promises to drive and invites Elaine as well.

18 SEP
07:32 pm
Thursday

Seinfeld

The Baby Shower

GO

Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

18 SEP
08:02 pm
Thursday

Seinfeld

The Chinese Restaurant

GO

Elaine, George, and Jerry stop at a Chinese restaurant to have a quick dinner before seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space, a sci-fi spoof. However, the wait is longer than expected.

20 SEP
03:20 pm
Saturday

Seinfeld

The Busboy

GO

George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

21 SEP
01:15 am
Sunday

Seinfeld

The Stranded

GO

While alone together watching television, Jerry and Elaine reminisce about the days when they were a couple.

22 SEP
07:30 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Note

GO

To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical reasons.

22 SEP
08:00 pm
Monday

Seinfeld

The Truth

GO

After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason.