Sanford and Son Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
Episode 1 - Earthquake IIAfter several small earthquakes rock the Sanford home, Russian seismologists tell Fred it's only a matter of time until the "big one" hits. A panicked Fred puts his house up for sale, complete with junkyard and junk, and prepares to move to Las Vegas. Will he make it in time?
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Episode 2 - Divorce Sanford StyleAfter a battle with her husband, Esther packs her bags and takes refuge in the Sanford home. But the battle has just begun as Fred does his charming best to patch up the lovers' quarrel and send her home -- before he kills her himself.
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Episode 3 - Bank On ThisFred and Lamont learn that banking can be harmful to your health when their loan application is interrupted by a robbery. The robbers search for a hostage to help their getaway and decide that Fred is just what they've been looking for.
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Episode 4 - The Sanford ArmsAs new landlords of an apartment house, Fred and Lamont have to be selective about their tenants. Fred seems to have found the perfect renters -- a hooker, a hippie, an ex-con and newlyweds.
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Episode 5 - Steinberg And SonFred and Lamont are outraged when they see a new television series about a man, his son and their junk business. Although the TV family is obviously dissimilar, the Sanfords prepare to sue the network to protect their reputation.
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Episode 6 - Brother Can You Spare An ActThe only way for Fred to get his white brother-in-law Rodney out of his house and his hair is to do something drastic -- like go into show business.
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Episode 7 - Della, Della, DellaWorking on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters. It doesn't seem to matter to Fred that Lamont is supporting the other candidate.
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Episode 9 - My Fair EstherFeeling much like Prof. Henry Higgins, Fred attempts to transform the lowly Esther into an elegant lady in order to collect $500 from her husband. When she enters a beauty contest, in which Lamont happens to be a judge, Fred thinks being rich is far more important than being honest...and tries to convince Lamont of the same thing.
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Episode 10 - Sanford And Rising SonAfter he discovers how well and how cheaply his Japanese friend can cook, Fred turns his living room into a Japanese restaurant. Lamont explodes when he discovers his home has become "Sanford and Rising Sun."
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Episode 11 - The OlympicsFred feels he has to compete for Donna's romantic attention when a Senior Olympics champ tries to move in on his territory. But that Senior Olympic crown may be tougher to take away than even Fred imagined.
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Episode 12 - Ebenezer SanfordDespite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge. After snarling at Lamont, Esther, Bubba and everyone else, Fred has a nightmare that Lamont is the "Spirit of Christmas Past."
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Episode 13 - The OddfatherWhen Fred accidentally stumbles upon an attempted murder, the criminal tries to make it two victims for the price of one. Fred ends up in the hospital and is given police protection. Will the killer find him anyway?
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Episode 14 - Can You Chop This?Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important -- a supply of Whopper Choppers. Determined to sell as many of the appliances as possible, Fred interrupts a television cooking show to give his most unusual pitch.
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Episode 15 - Greatest Show in WattsWhen a Sanford Arms' tenant can't come up with the rent, he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral. What else could Fred do with an elephant except stage a circus? And what a circus it is!
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Episode 16 - Fred Sanford Has A BabyWhile Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady. When the time comes, Fred rushes her to the hospital -- where he's accused of being the father!
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Episode 17 - The T.V. AddictLamont figures the only way to cure Fred of being a "teleholic" is to hypnotize him into thinking that every time he gets the urge to turn on the set, the set will overheat. Which will blow up first -- the TV set or Fred?
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Episode 18 - Lamont In LoveSuspicious of Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend Janet, Fred feels an investigation is in order and transforms himself into the Watts version of Columbo.
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Episode 19 - The EscortsWhen Fred and his friends start their own escort service, they learn there's much more to the dating business than meets the eye.
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Episode 20 - The Engagement Man Always Rings TwiceFred is thrilled when Lamont announces his engagement -- until he learns that the couple doesn't want to live with him. In order to keep his son at home, Fred tells Lamont's fiancée that Lamont is not only a compulsive gambler, but he's also a heavy drinker. Who will she believe?
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Episode 21 - The DirectorEveryone gets into the act when Fred and Lamont join the community activities and put on a play. Heavyweight boxing champion George Foreman guest stars.
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Episode 22 - A Pain In The NeckFred is about to be honored with the Watts Businessman-of-the-Year award, but he's worried that his back problem will take the glory out of his walk to the podium. Lamont is sure the only cure is acupuncture and convinces Fred to give it a try.
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Episode 23 - Sergeant GorkFred rehearses the story he'll tell his future grandchildren about his being a World War II hero -- complete with a George C. Scott/Patton impersonation. Wolfman Jack guest stars.
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Episode 24 - Camping TripFred and Lamont go camping and find themselves stranded in the forest. Their plan was to have a heart-to-heart talk before Lamont's marriage, but once in the wild, the truck breaks down, leaving them helpless and without food. Feeling doomed, they let their lives pass before their eyes. (Featured are highlights of past segments.)
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