Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtAll is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.
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Episode 2 - People Who Love PeepholesGuest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.
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Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw FoodAlan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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Episode 4 - Nine Magic FingersTrying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
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Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroWhile Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
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Episode 6 - The Squat and HoverWalden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. JOE MANGANIELLO (True Blood) guest stars as Bridget's new beau, Alex and JANE LYNCH (Glee) returns as therapist, Dr. Freeman.
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Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsJake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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Episode 8 - Thanks for the IntercourseWhen Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
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Episode 9 - Frodo's HeadshotsUpon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!
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Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesWalden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Episode 11 - A Lovely Landing StripWalden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
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Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!Walden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular FashionWhen Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.
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Episode 14 - A Possum On ChemoZoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
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Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-SackWalden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.
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Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and SodomyStrained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentines Day.
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Episode 17 - Not in My MouthWalden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Episode 18 - The War Against GingivitisThings get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. Will their combustible relationship get in the way of their success? Meanwhile, a lonely Alan pays a visit to Berta.
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Episode 19 - Palmdale, EchAlan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers (HOLLAND TAYLOR and GEORGIA ENGEL) to one another, so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
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Episode 20 - Grandma's PieWalden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.
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Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
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Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up WomanAcademy Award® winner Kathy Bates guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
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Episode 23 - The Straw In My Donut HoleOn the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. JASON ALEXANDER (Seinfeld) guest stars as Alan's cardiologist.
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Episode 24 - Oh look! Al-Qaeda!Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.
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